Darth Vader vs TPM Windu

DarthAnt66 wrote:Ngl, BoD doing sarcasm is like Chris Cuomo not getting the coronavirus. 

Spoiler:

this wouldve been funny if i knew who that was.

DarthAnt66 wrote:Ngl, BoD doing sarcasm is like Chris Cuomo not getting the coronavirus. 

Could be worse. It could be like an American comedy and ripping off other people's jokes from other threads and shows.

The US version of the Inbetweeners oh my fucking god, BoD why remind me of that shit?

Latham2000 wrote:The US version of the Inbetweeneea oh my fucking god, BoD why remind me of that shit?

Not my fault, it was Antkins who reminded me.

Let's not forget about The People vs George Lucas, that one shots all G canon quotes.

Latham2000 wrote:Let's not forget about The People vs George Lucas, that one shots all G canon quotes.

Don't be ridiculous, the only one who truly owns Star Wars is the lord himself:

i love that show. the movies were good too

Let's not forget the AEYTK list, Erkan has wielded it with extreme proficiency.

@ILS Okay, I'm actually curious: what is your obsession with Star Wars characters having anal sex? Is it a kink?

Hellooooooo YouTubeeee

No one remembers the case I provided before Latham

SithSauce wrote:No one remembers the case I provided before Latham

Not now, SS. There are ILS kinks to be explained and Vaderites to recruit.

Spoiler:

BoD wrote:@ILS Okay, I'm actually curious: what is your obsession with Star Wars characters having anal sex? Is it a kink?

It is good that you have asked this question, disciple. You see, the prostate is the key to channeling the unlimited power of the Dark Side. Through the prostate, the unfathomable energies which permeate the galaxy - Dark Side energies - can be tapped, cajoled and unleashed in awe-inspiring demonstrations of raw power!

So it was written in one of our most pivotal and founding texts:

When the Force is sensed and moved by emotion, from the very center of the body, and meditated from the lower vital centers of the prostate, it acts with the destructive power of a storm … and the savagery of a beast.

Anger is the most potent catalyst to this kind of power. And anger that becomes rage, when channeled through the “vital gate” in the center of the body, can unleash absolutely unstoppable potency through the prostate.

Add the exquisite control of a fine intelligence standing watch over anger, and one has aggression that can kill with precision, crush cartilage from afar … or murder opponents from a great distance.

I have learned that Anger and Will joined together are the greatest power.

I have learned to meditate Anger and Will with clarity and precision, and I have learned to open the hidden reservoirs of dark side Power.

Anger concentrated by Will in the vital center of the body creates a portal through the prostate through which vast energies are released—the energies of the dark side of the Force.

Standing watch with the mind, in my meditation of Anger, I have slain my enemies from great distances through the dark side Power that permeates the galaxy. I have created lightning, and unleashed its destructive fire.

Using this knowledge, I can unleash the dark side energies that are all around us, even to shatter the fabric of space itself. In this way, I have created storms.

Through a simple act of Will, I can generate Force Storms, energy storms that are vastly destructive and virtually unstoppable. Although triggering such storms requires mere thought and inclination, I admit I am not yet able to completely control the phenomenon. Among my goals is to perfect this control.


So you see, my friend? This is why you must offer your prostate to the Iron Grip of Lord Vader! Allow the seductive power of his will to tickle your cervix, and there is little that will be outwith your reach!

I don't think anyone has seen it tbh. Literally every fucking post about Vader causes a mass hysteria in the versus community and it ends up being 5 pages long. So it's buried deeply in there, lost and forgotten. lmao

SithSauce wrote:I don't think anyone has seen it tbh. Literally every fucking post about Vader causes a mass hysteria in the versus community and it ends up being 5 pages long. So it's buried deeply in there, lost and forgotten. lmao

Brother, no contribution to the supremacy of our Lord will go unappreciated or unnoticed! Join us, our ranks swell already and the hour is yet young! You could go far with the Knights of Vader!

Seize the power that is your birthright!

SithSauce wrote:I don't think anyone has seen it tbh. Literally every fucking post about Vader causes a mass hysteria in the versus community and it ends up being 5 pages long. So it's buried deeply in there, lost and forgotten. lmao

Your post was good, though wasn't as prominent because it was nowhere near the massive wall of text I dumped on KoB.

@ILS I woul like to have that vegan amp that you experienced 3 years ago, it was potent enough for you to one shot noobsnowman and take down several comic vine users with you.

Latham2000 wrote:

SithSauce wrote:I don't think anyone has seen it tbh. Literally every fucking post about Vader causes a mass hysteria in the versus community and it ends up being 5 pages long. So it's buried deeply in there, lost and forgotten. lmao

Your post was good, though wasn't as prominent because it was nowhere near the massive wall of text I dumped on KoB.

Thank you friend.

Anyone who defies Lord Vader are kuffar.

ILS taking my schtick of being supreme all powerful commander of Vaderites, no originality.

Sad!

> Korriban wrote:ILS taking my schtick of being supreme all powerful commander of Vaderites, no originality.

Sad!

ur pfp is dooku. u gotta commit more man

> Korriban wrote:ILS taking my schtick of being supreme all powerful commander of Vaderites, no originality.

Sad!

Heretic. None other than DarthLatham2000 can claim that signal honor.

So it is written.

I trained Latham