TCW Lightsaber Duels Lines

January 10th 2025, 8:32 pm

Description

The Clone Wars: Lightsaber Duels was a Wii game released in 2008, around the same time as the first season of the TV show. It is set to take place concurrently with the show’s first season. In it, one “duels” either a CPU opponent or another player, each playing a character from the show. These battles are done in a best-of-three format.

The game is balanced so that any character can reasonably defeat any other character. In each fight, the characters speak to each other. Much of this pertains directly to their fight, and their past history. Interestingly, each line is unique in that they are only repeated in a match between a specific pairing of characters. For example, Obi-Wan will speak none of the lines to Grievous that he would against Count Dooku. This can give us some insight into the dynamics between the characters and how they view each other as fighters. There are thousands of these lines. I found the audio files containing them (site is here). I decided to put in the work to compile a written list of these voice lines for my own reference, but figured some people might also appreciate it if I shared it on the forum as well.

The voice lines are, for the most part, randomly generated according to several potential triggers. These are:

Intro - as each character greets the other in a cutscene before the match begins.
Ambient - at any point as the fight is in progress.
Advantage 1 - the speaking character has just made some positive progress.
Advantage 2 - the speaking character is close to victory.
On Victory - the speaking character has won the bout, or is preparing for another round of the match coming off of a victory.
Disadvantage 1 - progress has been made against the speaker.
Disadvantage 2 - the speaking character is close to defeat.
On Defeat - the speaking character has either just lost, or is preparing for another round of the match coming off of a loss.

Linked below will be a post for each of the game’s featured characters. Included from there will be a summary of my interpretation of the game’s perspective on the character as well as links to separate posts for each of their battles (posted separately to avoid overlap), each with a summary of my take on the general dynamic of that matchup.

Why Should We Care About This Game?

Versus Application

Most obviously, the game relates quite closely to our hypothetical battles. Two combatants are thrown against each other in a neutral environment. The characters’ verbal sparring is about as close to our own “who would win” commentary as we get from an official source.

Clone Wars: Lightsaber Duels: A Wiiview (Pablo Hidalgo on starwars.com, 2008) wrote:Lightsaber Duels benefits strongly from having the complete voice cast recreate their characters, which are derived from the animation models used in the show. With the show only in its first few episodes, you're going to hear more Anakin, Obi-Wan, Ventress and Dooku in the game than anywhere else. The characters trash talk, with lines of dialogue customized to their opponents. Obi-Wan has some of the best, including one that will resonate with longtime fans who've done their homework: "You perceive the Force as little as a spoon perceives the taste of food." If you recognize that as a line Obi-Wan was originally supposed to say to Vader during their duel in Episode IV, give yourself a million nerd points.

Much of this commentary is influenced by the tide of the battle between characters as the players duel each other (this is most clearly shown by characters trash-talking themselves in mirror matchups, if their copy is losing). However, the intro/ambient voicelines are not influenced by the player-dependent tide of the duel, and as such generally give us a more reliable picture of how the characters compare. There is some value still in the dialogue triggered by an advantage by either character though, particularly whenever it relates to third-party characters. Suspect insights, if you will.

TCW Proximity

Steven Melching, a writer for the TCW TV show (and several issues of its comic spin-off series) is also the writer for all the thousands of lines of dialogue included in the game.

Melching is responsible for the plots of many of the first and most iconic TCW episodes. As George Lucas was most involved with the show early on, this is the most T-Canon stuff in T-Canon. Melching’s TCW credits include:

TCW Film - theater-released “pilot” for the show, including the reintroduction of film characters and Asajj
Ventress as well as first-ever introduction of Ahsoka and Rex (co-written with Henry Gilroy and Scott Murphy)
TCWs1e1 “Ambush” - the first episode of the series proper, Yoda beats up battle droids and Asajj Ventress
TCWs1e2 “Rising Malevolence” and TCWs1e3 “Shadow of Malevolence” - first proper introduction of Grievous and
Plo Koon into the series, Malevolence is revealed then crippled
TCWs1e5 “Rookies” - first clone-focused episode, introduction of Fives and Echo, commando droids attack the Rishi Moon base but are repelled by clone troopers
TCWs1e8 “Bombad Jedi” - reintroduction of Jar Jar (co-written with Kevin Rubio and Henry Gilroy)
TCWs1e15 “Trespass” - George Lucas’s species practices imperialism
TCWs2e19 “The Zillo Beast Strikes Back” - Godzilla in space
TCWs3e3 “Supply Lines” - Ima-Gun Di dies
TCWs3e4 “Spheres of Influence” - George Lucas rescues his daughters (co-written with Katie Lucas)
TCWs3e6 “The Academy” - Ahsoka rescues Satine from the tea cartel (co-written with Katie Lucas)
TCWs4e11-13 “Kidnapped,” “Slaves of the Republic,” and “Escape from Kadavo” - Ahsoka’s hometown is kidnapped by furries (co-written with Henry Gilroy)

His TCW-peripheral writing credits include:

TCW Lightsaber Duels - there’s a cool blog about this one!
TCW Republic Heroes - game released at around the same time, also for Wii and with the show’s full voice cast, bunch of adventures for the Jedi and clones
TCW #7-9: In Service of the Republic - Plo Koon and Kit Fisto battle Asajj Ventress on Khorm, Plo Koon solos (co-
written by Henry Gilroy)
TCW #10-12: Hero of the Confederacy - Count Dooku’s son bashes the Republic fleets (co-written by Henry Gilroy)
TCW: The Sith Hunters - Obi-Wan Kenobi, Plo Koon, and space Bruce Lee fight Darth Maul and Savage Opress (co-written by Henry Gilroy)

Not only are the lines written by a mainstay of the TCW team, but they are voiced by other significant members of the TCW crew. Every returning character was voiced by their voice actor from the show.

Clone Wars: Lightsaber Duels: A Wiiview (Pablo Hidalgo on starwars.com, 2008) wrote:Lightsaber Duels benefits strongly from having the complete voice cast recreate their characters, which are derived from the animation models used in the show. With the show only in its first few episodes, you're going to hear more Anakin, Obi-Wan, Ventress and Dooku in the game than anywhere else. The characters trash talk, with lines of dialogue customized to their opponents. Obi-Wan has some of the best, including one that will resonate with longtime fans who've done their homework: "You perceive the Force as little as a spoon perceives the taste of food." If you recognize that as a line Obi-Wan was originally supposed to say to Vader during their duel in Episode IV, give yourself a million nerd points.

This means:

Matt Lanter agreed to come to the studio specifically for this game and voice hundreds of lines for Anakin Skywalker
James Arnold Taylor agreed to come to the studio specifically for this game and voice hundreds of lines for Obi-Wan Kenobi and Plo Koon
Ashley Eckstein agreed to come to the studio specifically for this game and voice hundreds of lines for Ahsoka Tano
Corey Burton agreed to come to the studio specifically for this game and voice hundreds of lines for Count Dooku
Matthew Wood agreed to come to the studio specifically for this game and voice hundreds of lines for General Grievous
Terrence Carson agreed to come to the studio specifically for this game and voice hundreds of lines for Mace Windu
Nika Futterman agreed to come to the studio specifically for this game and voice hundreds of lines for Asajj Ventress
Phil LaMarr agreed to come to the studio specifically for this game and voice hundreds of lines for Kit Fisto.

This is a big deal in my view, and lends the game, and more specifically the in-combat dialogue, a lot of credibility as it pertains to the show itself – which is, of course, the highest-authority and highest-visibility content for the Star Wars EU barring the films.

The game’s producer, Ken Fox, describes the game as an expansion of the character development that occurs in the show.

Ken Fox (IGN Interview, 2008) wrote:
Clone Wars for the Wii is all about lightsaber dueling. It's about swinging your Wii remote like a Lightsaber and recreating what we know will be classic Lightsaber battles from the movie and the show. It's also about the character development that happens in Lightsaber Duels. We have one of the main writers from the movie and the series writing and all the voice talent from the series recording over 4000 lines of dialog for the game. So, when you as Obi-Wan versus General Grievous, they will say things to each other that they will never say to any other character. We think this is something that we've never seen in a game like this and is perfect for Star Wars and the Clone Wars franchise in particular.

EU Acknowledgement

The game was also designed with the Expanded Universe in mind.

The planet Raxus Prime is featured as one of the arenas.

Additionally, several characters have abilities named after EU concepts.

Spoiler:

And the prima guide acknowledges many other EU ideas and occurrences.

Spoiler:

All in all (taking the in-game dialogue into account as well), the following non-film, non-TCW sources are referenced in some capacity:

All in all, the following non-film, non-TCW sources are referenced in some capacity:

ANH comic/script (“as little as a spoon perceives the taste of food”, “shooting stars that’ll never be stopped”, “swing that lightsaber or you’re finished”)
ESB comic (Jedi training exercise)
Tales of the Jedi: The Sith War (Exar Kun)
Jedi Power Battles (electric judgment)
Episode I: Obi-Wan
Jedi Quest: Path to Truth (ambush on Ilum)
Republic: The Stark Hyperspace War (Tyvokka, Plo is Qui-Gon’s friend)
AotC Visual Dictionary (Jung Ma)
Fightsaber (Shii Cho, Makashi, Soresu, Ataru, Niman, Vaapad, Sun djem)
Republic Commando (Grievous’s job of safeguarding the Separatist Council)
Clone Wars video game (Raxus Prime)
Star Wars Tales #19: Stones (Hurikane)
Jedi: Mace Windu (Ventress’s duel with Mace)
Shatterpoint (shatterpoints, Mace Windu’s rare smiles)
OCW (“your abilities are not in question, it is your attitude”, Fisto’s underwater battle prowess, Durge, Dooku sensing “much fear” in Ventress, Anakin’s first encounter with Ventress, the Battle of Hypori, Mace crushing Grievous)
Clone Wars Adventures #3: Rogue’s Gallery (Ventress’s competition against Grievous for position as Supreme Leader)
Republic: Hate and Fear (Ventress’s capture of Kenobi, Rattatak, Ky Narec)
The Cestus Deception (Fisto and Ventress’s previous duel, Fisto’s fiery fighting style)
Republic: Dreadnoughts of Rendili (Anakin’s scar from Ventress)
Secrets of the Jedi (Qui-Gon nearly departing the Jedi Order)
Obsession (prophecy of Ventress’s betrayal at Dooku’s hands)
Labyrinth of Evil (Grievous brain cybernetics, Grievous vs Dooku spars)
RotS novel (Hero With No Fear)
Visionaries: The Eyes of Revolution (Grievous backstory)

Pablo Hidalgo acknowledges this in his article on the game, describing it as “EU-friendly.”

Clone Wars: Lightsaber Duels: A Wiiview (Pablo Hidalgo on starwars.com, 2008) wrote:Different characters offer a variety in terms of available health and Force ability, and are further differentiated by the combos available to them. Given EU-friendly descriptive names like Jung Ma assault, Tyvokka's Patience and Strength of Soresu, these maneuvers are basically three to four successive directional moves on the remote. In early games, you're likely to stumble upon them by accident, allowing you to act like you meant to do that. But they're powerful and worth learning, because unleashing multiple combos against an enemy just feels great.

January 10th 2025, 8:40 pm

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Notable Lines

Anakin Skywalker to Ahsoka Tano (on first disadvantage) wrote:You really paid attention in Master Yoda’s lightsaber class.

Ahsoka Tano to Asajj Ventress (on first advantage) wrote:Don’t worry, none of the Jedi Padawans can beat me either.

Dooku to Ahsoka Tano (on second disadvantage) wrote:I’ve rarely seen such ability in one so young.

Ahsoka Tano to Kit Fisto (ambient) wrote:Age doesn’t matter. Soon, I’ll be a full-fledged Jedi Knight.

Ahsoka Tano to Plo Koon (ambient) wrote:I want to be the youngest Jedi to ever pass the Trials.

Summary

A big deal is made of Ahsoka’s youth. It is both a liability, as she does not have the experience of most of the other fights, and an advantage, as she has quite a bit of speed and agility, and presents a smaller target. Her fighting style is also unconventional, which makes her harder to deal with. That being said, the majority of her duels are framed with the “expected” result being her loss to her opponent, often accompanied by a supposed unbroken losing streak suggested by the dialogue. Taking her age into consideration, Ahsoka is built up to be one of the most prodigious Padawans of her time, and perhaps history.

January 10th 2025, 8:42 pm

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Ahsoka Tano to Anakin Skywalker (on first advantage) wrote:Why so surprised? I had more training at the Jedi Temple than you did.

Anakin Skywalker to Asajj Ventress (ambient) wrote:Haven’t I already taught you this lesson?

Anakin Skywalker to Asajj Ventress (on first disadvantage) wrote:I should’ve made sure you were finished back on Yavin IV!

Asajj Ventress to Anakin Skywalker (intro) wrote:You defeated me on Yavin, Skywalker. But today, you will fall beneath my blades.

Asajj Ventress to Anakin Skywalker (on first advantage) wrote:You won’t escape me with just a scar this time, Skywalker.

Kit Fisto to Asajj Ventress (intro) wrote:You were lucky to escape Skywalker. You won’t be so lucky today.

Plo Koon to Asajj Ventress (ambient) wrote:You are fortunate that Skywalker didn’t finish you.

Anakin Skywalker to Count Dooku (ambient) wrote:My powers grow stronger every time we meet, Dooku.

Anakin Skywalker to Count Dooku (on first advantage) wrote:I’m not the young Padawan you faced on Geonosis. I am a fully trained Jedi Knight.

Kit Fisto to Mace Windu (on first disadvantage) wrote:Dooku was lucky he faced Kenobi and Skywalker instead of you.

Count Dooku to Anakin Skywalker (on first disadvantage) wrote:You have unusual powers, young Jedi, but not enough to save you this time.

Count Dooku to Anakin Skywalker (on second disadvantage) wrote:I have powers you cannot comprehend, Skywalker.

Anakin Skywalker to Kit Fisto (intro) wrote:It’s been too long since we’ve sparred, Master Fisto. Would you like your usual handicap?

Anakin Skywalker to Kit Fisto (ambient) wrote:I once defeated you and Obi-Wan together! Wanna send for help?

Anakin Skywalker to Kit Fisto (on first advantage) wrote:My skills have improved since we used to train together.

Kit Fisto to Anakin Skywalker (ambient) wrote:You were the most promising youngling in a generation. What happened?

Kit Fisto to Anakin Skywalker (on first advantage) wrote:Perhaps you should spend less time in the cockpit and more time on lightsaber drills.

Kit Fisto to Anakin Skywalker (on first advantage) wrote:I hope you’re better in a starfighter than you are with a lightsaber.

Mace Windu to Anakin Skywalker (ambient) wrote:You achieved the rank of Jedi Knight at a very young age. Do not make the Council regret that decision.

Kit Fisto to Anakin Skywalker (on defeat) wrote:You have great power, Anakin! But you must also practice restraint, or that power will consume you.

Mace Windu to Anakin Skywalker (on victory) wrote:The Force runs strong in you, young Skywalker, but you need more control.

Mace Windu to Anakin Skywalker (on victory) wrote:You may have the skills to defeat me, Skywalker, but you stumble over your passion.

Anakin Skywalker to Obi-Wan Kenobi (on first advantage) wrote:How many times do I have to demonstrate my superior skill?

Obi-Wan Kenobi to Anakin Skywalker (ambient) wrote:Are you sure you want to do this again? The outcome is always the same.

Obi-Wan Kenobi to Anakin Skywalker (ambient) wrote:How many times have I defeated you? I’ve lost count.

Plo Koon to Anakin Skywalker (on first disadvantage) wrote:For one who began his training so late, you’ve become a superior swordsman.

Kit Fisto to Obi-Wan Kenobi (on first disadvantage) wrote:I see you learned a thing or two from young Skywalker.

Summary

Anakin Skywalker’s late training is emphasized quite a bit, but so is his meteoric growth. A great advancement in lightsaber skill from his appearance in AotC is connected with his ascension to the rank of Jedi Knight. A common thread in his duels is that he has the power and skill to keep up with and even defeat the best, but his lack of experience and control often holds him back.

January 10th 2025, 8:44 pm

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Ahsoka Tano to Asajj Ventress (ambient) wrote:Master Kenobi says you’re not even a true Sith.

Anakin Skywalker to Asajj Ventress (on first disadvantage) wrote:I’ve battled a true Sith Lord. You don’t have his power.

Asajj Ventress to Count Dooku (on defeat) wrote:I am not worthy to be called Sith.

Count Dooku to Asajj Ventress (ambient) wrote:Your claims of being a Sith are premature.

Asajj Ventress to Mace Windu (on first disadvantage) wrote:I am but a pawn in service of a greater power: the Sith.

Mace Windu to Asajj Ventress (on second advantage) wrote:You are no Sith Lord!

Mace Windu to Asajj Ventress (on victory) wrote:Obi-Wan was right. You are a pretender.

Obi-Wan Kenobi to Asajj Ventress (intro) wrote:I’ve heard of you, Ventress. You’re the one who plays at being a Sith Lord.

Obi-Wan Kenobi to Asajj Ventress (ambient) wrote:I’ve faced two Sith Lords. I do not sense their power in you.

Anakin Skywalker to Asajj Ventress (ambient) wrote:Haven’t I already taught you this lesson?

Anakin Skywalker to Asajj Ventress (on first disadvantage) wrote:I should’ve made sure you were finished back on Yavin IV!

Asajj Ventress to Anakin Skywalker (intro) wrote:You defeated me on Yavin, Skywalker. But today, you will fall beneath my blades.

Kit Fisto to Asajj Ventress (intro) wrote:You were lucky to escape Skywalker. You won’t be so lucky today.

Plo Koon to Asajj Ventress (ambient) wrote:You are fortunate that Skywalker didn’t finish you.

Asajj Ventress to Anakin Skywalker (ambient) wrote:I’ve learned much since we last met, Skywalker.

Asajj Ventress to Anakin Skywalker (on first advantage) wrote:You won’t escape me with just a scar this time, Skywalker.

Count Dooku to Asajj Ventress (on first advantage) wrote:If you cannot offer me a challenge, you will never be able to defeat a Jedi Master.

Kit Fisto to Asajj Ventress (on first advantage) wrote:I know what you’re thinking. “It was a huge mistake to challenge a Jedi Master!”

Plo Koon to Asajj Ventress (on first advantage) wrote:Foolish child. Today, you fight a Jedi Master.

Asajj Ventress to General Grievous (intro) wrote:I hope for your sake you received an upgrade since we last crossed swords.

Asajj Ventress to General Grievous (intro) wrote:You humiliated me in front of Count Dooku the last time we met. It will not happen again.

General Grievous to Asajj Ventress (on victory) wrote:How many times must I prove myself until Dooku recognizes the greater warrior?

Mace Windu to Asajj Ventress (on first advantage) wrote:Surely you realize you are hopelessly outclassed?

Mace Windu to Asajj Ventress (on first advantage) wrote:On my worst day, you couldn’t lay a scratch on me.

Count Dooku to General Grievous (on first disadvantage) wrote:You may surpass Qui-Gon Jinn as my greatest apprentice in the art of lightsaber combat!

General Grievous to Count Dooku (on victory) wrote:I have done what even your Sith apprentice cannot: defeat you in single combat.

Summary

Asajj is treated as an extremely volatile combatant. She has grown from her appearance in OCW. She trades wins and losses against Grievous, but she has not yet proved herself able to conquer a Jedi Master. Her fighting style is quick and agile, something she is quick to leverage against her opponents, who are usually older and larger than she is.

January 10th 2025, 8:47 pm

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Count Dooku to Ahsoka Tano (on first advantage) wrote:It’s a tragedy what passes for “Jedi” these days.

Count Dooku to Anakin Skywalker (on first advantage) wrote:It’s tragic how poor the level of lightsaber training has become.

Count Dooku to Obi-Wan Kenobi (on first advantage) wrote:A pity Jedi training standards have fallen so low.

Count Dooku to Kit Fisto (intro) wrote:Ah, Kit Fisto. Show me what passes for a Jedi Master these days.

Count Dooku to Kit Fisto (on first advantage) wrote:Master Yoda’s standards for swordsmanship have fallen sharply.

Anakin Skywalker to Asajj Ventress (on first disadvantage) wrote:I’ve battled a true Sith Lord. You don’t have his power.

Obi-Wan Kenobi to Asajj Ventress (ambient) wrote:I’ve faced two Sith Lords. I do not sense their power in you.

Count Dooku to Obi-Wan Kenobi (intro) wrote:You killed a Sith Lord once before, but you won’t find me such an easy adversary.

Count Dooku to Obi-Wan Kenobi (on first advantage) wrote:Darth Maul was a simple Jedi killer. As you have seen, I am far more dangerous.

Count Dooku to Obi-Wan Kenobi (on first disadvantage) wrote:Do not mistake me for Darth Maul. His knowledge of the Force was primitive compared to mine!

Count Dooku to Obi-Wan Kenobi (on first disadvantage) wrote:I could have taken your arm and leg on Geonosis. Perhaps now I will correct that oversight.

Obi-Wan Kenobi to Count Dooku (intro) wrote:I won’t be defeated so easily this time, Dooku.

Mace Windu to Count Dooku (intro) wrote:You escaped from Master Yoda, but you won’t get away this time.

Kit Fisto to Mace Windu (on first disadvantage) wrote:Dooku was lucky he faced Kenobi and Skywalker instead of you.

Anakin Skywalker to Count Dooku (on first advantage) wrote:I respect your skills, Count. But I am not impressed!

Count Dooku to Anakin Skywalker (on first advantage) wrote:I had more skilled sparring partners as a Padawan.

Count Dooku to Anakin Skywalker (on second disadvantage) wrote:I have powers you cannot comprehend, Skywalker.

Count Dooku to Count Dooku (on first disadvantage) wrote:You have a great knowledge of the Force.

Count Dooku to Obi-Wan Kenobi (on first disadvantage) wrote:You’ve seen only a taste of my powers, Obi-Wan.

Count Dooku to Count Dooku (on first advantage) wrote:Since no Jedi is my equal with the blade, you must be the impostor.

Count Dooku to Count Dooku (on first disadvantage) wrote:I have never seen your equal with the lightsaber.

Count Dooku to Count Dooku (on first disadvantage) wrote:This is not possible! No one can match my skill with the lightsaber.

Count Dooku to Count Dooku (on first disadvantage) wrote:You have succeeded in impressing me. Who is your master?

Count Dooku to Count Dooku (on second disadvantage) wrote:My compliments to your master.

Count Dooku to General Grievous (on first advantage) wrote:Your defense is lacking, General. Shall I cut off all your robotic limbs again?

Count Dooku to General Grievous (on first disadvantage) wrote:You may surpass Qui-Gon Jinn as my greatest apprentice in the art of lightsaber combat!

Count Dooku to General Grievous (on first disadvantage) wrote:With your machine speed and my instruction, you will be unstoppable.

Count Dooku to General Grievous (on first disadvantage) wrote:Good, General. If you can give me a challenge, no mere Jedi can oppose you.

Count Dooku to General Grievous (on defeat) wrote:You are ready, General. No Jedi can stand before you now.

Count Dooku to General Grievous (on defeat) wrote:Well done, General. You are more than a match for the Jedi Council.

Count Dooku to General Grievous (on defeat) wrote:Your skills are complete, General. My master will be pleased.

General Grievous to Count Dooku (on first advantage) wrote:With your training, not a single Jedi has defeated me.

General Grievous to Count Dooku (on victory) wrote:I have done what even your Sith apprentice cannot: defeat you in single combat.

General Grievous to Count Dooku (on victory) wrote:Now you can see I am ready to face even the strongest Jedi!

General Grievous to Count Dooku (on first disadvantage) wrote:I have never faced a swordsman with your skill, Count.

Count Dooku to Kit Fisto (on second disadvantage) wrote:I have killed Jedi far more skilled than you, Master Fisto.

Count Dooku to Mace Windu (on first advantage) wrote:I have become more powerful than any Jedi. Even you, Master Windu.

Count Dooku to Mace Windu (intro) wrote:I remember you as an arrogant little Padawan, Master Windu. I see that little has changed.

Count Dooku to Mace Windu (on first advantage) wrote:You forget that I once instructed you in the art of lightsaber combat.

Count Dooku to Mace Windu (on second advantage) wrote:You were once my star pupil. What happened to your skills?

Count Dooku to Plo Koon (on first advantage) wrote:Remember, I was once one of the finest lightsaber instructors in the Jedi Order.

Count Dooku to Mace Windu (on first disadvantage) wrote:You were never able to defeat me at the Jedi Temple, and you won’t defeat me now.

Plo Koon to Count Dooku (intro) wrote:You were one of our greatest Jedi, Dooku… and our greatest failure.

Mace Windu to Count Dooku (ambient) wrote:Tell me, Count. Are you the Sith master, or the apprentice?

Count Dooku to Obi-Wan Kenobi (on first advantage) wrote:I am trained in the classical style. More than a match for you, my friend.

Count Dooku to Plo Koon (intro) wrote:Now at last, we shall discover who is the better swordsman.

Summary

Dooku is ranked especially highly based on his finesse and knowledge of the Force. Dooku’s dialogue becomes noticeably more violent as he is losing, reflecting the evil nature beneath the gentlemanly facade. The lines about Dooku being the Order’s greatest loss are echoed throughout, and it is suggested in the majority of his matchups that his victory is the status quo.

January 10th 2025, 8:49 pm

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Anakin Skywalker to EG-5 Jedi Hunter Droid (on first disadvantage) wrote:You’re pretty good, for a droid, but not good enough to beat a Jedi!

Anakin Skywalker to EG-5 Jedi Hunter Droid (on defeat) wrote:Even an army of saber droids is no match for the power of the Force.

General Grievous to EG-5 Jedi Hunter Droid (on victory) wrote:It takes more than a mere droid to defeat a Jedi.

Asajj Ventress to EG-5 Jedi Hunter Droid (ambient) wrote:Programming is no substitute for instincts.

Count Dooku to EG-5 Jedi Hunter Droid (ambient) wrote:Without the ability to use the Force, you will find it difficult to kill Jedi.

Kit Fisto to EG-5 Jedi Hunter Droid (on first advantage) wrote:Droids can’t kill Jedi. Have your makers learned anything from the war?

Kit Fisto to EG-5 Jedi Hunter Droid (on second disadvantage) wrote:A droid will never defeat a Jedi!

Kit Fisto to EG-5 Jedi Hunter Droid (on second disadvantage) wrote:Programming is no substitute for Jedi instincts!

Kit Fisto to EG-5 Jedi Hunter Droid (on first disadvantage) wrote:A swordsman with no knowledge of the Force is like a fish with no knowledge of water!

Count Dooku to EG-5 Jedi Hunter Droid (on first advantage) wrote:You fight like a machine! All too predictable.

Mace Windu to EG-5 Jedi Hunter Droid (on first advantage) wrote:Mechanical strength is no match for the power of the Force.

Plo Koon to EG-5 Jedi Hunter Droid (on first advantage) wrote:Not even the Sith can teach a mere droid how to defeat a Jedi!

Plo Koon to EG-5 Jedi Hunter Droid (on first advantage) wrote:Attempting to mimic a Jedi’s fighting method is a fool’s errand.

Plo Koon to EG-5 Jedi Hunter Droid (on first advantage) wrote:I seem to have found your vulnerability… a trained Jedi.

Plo Koon to EG-5 Jedi Hunter Droid (on second advantage) wrote:You fight with precision, but not skill.

Count Dooku to EG-5 Jedi Hunter Droid (on second advantage) wrote:You have speed, but not Jedi reflexes.

General Grievous to EG-5 Jedi Hunter Droid (on first advantage) wrote:You don’t fight any better than my MagnaGuards.

Mace Windu to EG-5 Jedi Hunter Droid (on first disadvantage) wrote:You’re programmed with the knowledge of my fighting style.

Obi-Wan Kenobi to EG-5 Jedi Hunter Droid (ambient) wrote:YouYou know a great deal about the Jedi. Where did you receive your intelligence?

Obi-Wan Kenobi to EG-5 Jedi Hunter Droid (on first disadvantage) wrote:You are well-versed in Jedi fighting forms.

Obi-Wan Kenobi to EG-5 Jedi Hunter Droid (on first disadvantage) wrote:Whoever programmed you knows a great deal about the Jedi arts.

Mace Windu to EG-5 Jedi Hunter Droid (on second disadvantage) wrote:Those are Sith lightsaber forms!

Summary

The EG-5 Jedi Hunter is enough to potentially defeat even a skilled Jedi, but faces all the disadvantages inherent in a droid attempting to fight a Jedi. Like Grievous, the EG-5 droid is fast and strong to make up for its lack of Force ability, and has also been trained by Count Dooku. Additionally, it has a knowledge of both the Jedi and Sith forms hardwired into its brain. It seems to be a step up from Grievous’s MagnaGuards as a droid threat to the Jedi.

January 10th 2025, 8:51 pm

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Ahsoka Tano to General Grievous (on defeat) wrote:Tell the truth. You stole all your lightsabers from Padawans and younglings, didn’t you?

Anakin Skywalker to General Grievous (ambient) wrote:You might frighten younglings Grievous, but not me.

Plo Koon to General Grievous (on first disadvantage) wrote:You may frighten children, Grievous, but not me.

Anakin Skywalker to General Grievous (on first advantage) wrote:You’re facing a real Jedi Knight this time, Grievous.

Asajj Ventress to General Grievous (on first advantage) wrote:You must have killed the younglings for those lightsabers, it’s the only explanation.

Asajj Ventress to General Grievous (on first advantage) wrote:Did you just find those lightsabers on the battlefield?

Count Dooku to General Grievous (ambient) wrote:You must become greater than the sum of your parts if you are to defeat Jedi in battle.

Count Dooku to General Grievous (on victory) wrote:You won’t kill many Jedi fighting like that. Younglings and Padawans, perhaps, but not Jedi.

Count Dooku to General Grievous (on second disadvantage) wrote:I will make a Jedi killer of you yet!

Obi-Wan Kenobi to General Grievous (intro) wrote:You should know better than to challenge a fully-trained Jedi.

Kit Fisto to General Grievous (on victory) wrote:You should have known better than to face a Jedi Master, Grievous.

Plo Koon to General Grievous (on first advantage) wrote:I am no reckless Padawan, Grievous. You are facing a Jedi Master.

General Grievous to Anakin Skywalker (intro) wrote:Greetings, General Skywalker. Today you will learn why they call me the Knight Slayer.

General Grievous to Count Dooku (on first disadvantage) wrote:How many Jedi must I kill to prove myself to you?

General Grievous to Plo Koon (on first advantage) wrote:I can never have too many lightsabers from Jedi Masters.

Mace Windu to General Grievous (on first advantage) wrote:Give me one reason why I should show mercy to the Butcher of Hypori.

General Grievous to Plo Koon (on victory) wrote:At last! The Butcher of Hypori will face justice.

General Grievous to Anakin Skywalker (on first disadvantage) wrote:I was leading soldiers into battle before you were born!

Anakin Skywalker to General Grievous (ambient) wrote:Circuits and gears are no match for Jedi reflexes.

Anakin Skywalker to General Grievous (on first disadvantage) wrote:Don’t be too proud of your technology, Grievous.

Asajj Ventress to General Grievous (intro) wrote:I hope for your sake you received an upgrade since we last crossed swords.

Asajj Ventress to General Grievous (intro) wrote:You humiliated me in front of Count Dooku the last time we met. It will not happen again.

General Grievous to Asajj Ventress (on victory) wrote:How many times must I prove myself until Dooku recognizes the greater warrior?

Count Dooku to General Grievous (on first advantage) wrote:Your defense is lacking, General. Shall I cut off all your robotic limbs again?

Count Dooku to General Grievous (on first advantage) wrote:You are not a simple fan blade. Use each lightsaber to your advantage.

Count Dooku to General Grievous (on first disadvantage) wrote:You may surpass Qui-Gon Jinn as my greatest apprentice in the art of lightsaber combat!

Count Dooku to General Grievous (on first disadvantage) wrote:Good. I knew I made you general of the droid army for a reason.

Count Dooku to General Grievous (on first disadvantage) wrote:With your machine speed and my instruction, you will be unstoppable.

Count Dooku to General Grievous (on first disadvantage) wrote:Good, General. If you can give me a challenge, no mere Jedi can oppose you.

Count Dooku to General Grievous (on defeat) wrote:You are ready, General. No Jedi can stand before you now.

Count Dooku to General Grievous (on defeat) wrote:Well done, General. You are more than a match for the Jedi Council.

Count Dooku to General Grievous (on defeat) wrote:Your skills are complete, General. My master will be pleased.

General Grievous to Count Dooku (ambient) wrote:Do not patronize me, Count. On my homeworld, my name was feared long before this war began.

General Grievous to Count Dooku (on first advantage) wrote:With your training, not a single Jedi has defeated me.

General Grievous to Count Dooku (on first advantage) wrote:With each Jedi I kill, I become more powerful.

Count Dooku to General Grievous (on first disadvantage) wrote:You are developing your own style of combat. Good.

General Grievous to Count Dooku (on victory) wrote:Now you can see I am ready to face even the strongest Jedi!

General Grievous to Count Dooku (on first disadvantage) wrote:Any reports of my cowardice are lies! I have never fled a battle.

General Grievous to Mace Windu (on first advantage) wrote:I am not some mere bounty hunter, Jedi. I am a warlord of Kalee!

Summary

Grievous’s reputation as a killer of Jedi knights and masters is challenged by nearly every character he faces, suggesting that he got most of his lightsabers instead from only younglings and Padawans. There are lines to the contrary, but only from Grievous himself. Grievous also claims to have never fled a battle, so he seems to be an unreliable narrator in terms of his battle performances. That being said, he is treated as being beyond anyone else physically, and his warrior past and training by Count Dooku are treated as big reasons for him to be skilled enough to be a threat to even the strongest Jedi.

January 10th 2025, 8:53 pm

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Ahsoka Tano to Kit Fisto (ambient) wrote:Master Kenobi says you’ve never been able to beat him.

Anakin Skywalker to Kit Fisto (intro) wrote:It’s been too long since we’ve sparred, Master Fisto. Would you like your usual handicap?

Anakin Skywalker to Kit Fisto (ambient) wrote:I think me and Obi-Wan could have gotten out of that trap on Geonosis without your help.

Mace Windu to Kit Fisto (on first advantage) wrote:You fought well on Geonosis. I would stand at your side in any battle.

Plo Koon to Kit Fisto (ambient) wrote:You distinguished yourself at the Battle of Geonosis.

Kit Fisto to Obi-Wan Kenobi (ambient) wrote:Remember that time I saved you from certain death on Geonosis? What would you do without me?

Anakin Skywalker to Kit Fisto (on first advantage) wrote:My skills have improved since we used to train together.

Kit Fisto to Anakin Skywalker (ambient) wrote:Obi-Wan can’t defeat me. What makes you think you can?

Count Dooku to Kit Fisto (on first advantage) wrote:Master Yoda’s standards for swordsmanship have fallen sharply.

Count Dooku to Kit Fisto (on victory) wrote:Go back to Master Yoda, and tell him I await his challenge.

Count Dooku to Kit Fisto (on first disadvantage) wrote:I can see you earned your place on the Jedi Council, Master Fisto.

Count Dooku to Kit Fisto (on first disadvantage) wrote:You are powerful, Master Fisto, but you serve a dying Order.

Kit Fisto to Mace Windu (on first disadvantage) wrote:I can count on my tentacles the number of times I have beaten you.

Mace Windu to Kit Fisto (on defeat) wrote:Congratulations, Master Fisto. We’re not keeping score, are we?

Mace Windu to Kit Fisto (on first advantage) wrote:You couldn’t defeat me as a Padawan, and you won’t defeat me as a Master either.

Mace Windu to Kit Fisto (intro) wrote:I look forward to a challenging bout, Master Fisto.

Kit Fisto to Mace Windu (on first disadvantage) wrote:Either my skills have stayed the same, or yours are improving!

Mace Windu to Kit Fisto (on first disadvantage) wrote:You must be improving, because my skills have never been sharper.

Kit Fisto to Plo Koon (on first disadvantage) wrote:Every time I think my saber skills are improving, yours get that much better.

Mace Windu to Kit Fisto (on first disadvantage) wrote:I’ve never seen a Nautolan move with such grace out of the water.

Mace Windu to Kit Fisto (on first disadvantage) wrote:Your forms flow with great artistry.

Mace Windu to Kit Fisto (on first disadvantage) wrote:Your technique is both precise and unpredictable.

Mace Windu to Kit Fisto (on first disadvantage) wrote:Your underwater training has given you great speed.

Mace Windu to Kit Fisto (on defeat) wrote:Well fought, Master Fisto. The Jedi Council is fortunate to have someone with your wisdom and skill as a member.

Plo Koon to Kit Fisto (ambient) wrote:The Jedi Council is fortunate to have you as a member.

Kit Fisto to Obi-Wan Kenobi (ambient) wrote:All I see is the Padawan I used to vanquish on a regular basis.

Kit Fisto to Obi-Wan Kenobi (ambient) wrote:Perhaps this will be your lucky day! Not likely, but perhaps.

Kit Fisto to Obi-Wan Kenobi (ambient) wrote:You haven’t changed a bit, Kenobi! Still the same deluded youngling who thinks he can beat me.

Kit Fisto to Obi-Wan Kenobi (on first advantage) wrote:Fisto wipes the floor with Kenobi… just like old times.

Kit Fisto to Obi-Wan Kenobi (on first advantage) wrote:Don’t give up, Obi-Wan. Sooner or later, you’re bound to get lucky.

Kit Fisto to Obi-Wan Kenobi (on victory) wrote:Good thing we’re not keeping score, because this… would be getting embarrassing.

Kit Fisto to Obi-Wan Kenobi (on victory) wrote:You really should try winning a bout once in a while. For a change of pace.

Kit Fisto to Obi-Wan Kenobi (on victory) wrote:You can’t win them all, Obi-Wan… or, in your case, any of them.

Obi-Wan Kenobi to Kit Fisto (intro) wrote:Are you prepared to receive another humbling lesson in the art of lightsaber combat?

Obi-Wan Kenobi to Kit Fisto (on first advantage) wrote:Why the sour face? I should think you’ve grown used to the bitter taste of defeat.

Obi-Wan Kenobi to Kit Fisto (on victory) wrote:Another crushing victory. Why do you bother, Kit?

Obi-Wan Kenobi to Kit Fisto (on first disadvantage) wrote:We’re not keeping score, are we?

Obi-Wan Kenobi to Kit Fisto (on first disadvantage) wrote:That is what winning feels like, Kit. Now I shall reacquaint you with losing.

Obi-Wan Kenobi to Kit Fisto (on defeat) wrote:You’ve achieved the impossible, Kit. Do not get used to it.

Obi-Wan Kenobi to Kit Fisto (on defeat) wrote:I can’t win every time, can I? Only most of the time.

Kit Fisto to Plo Koon (intro) wrote:Koh-to-yah, Master Plo. I have been waiting for this opportunity to prove myself.

Kit Fisto to Plo Koon (ambient) wrote:If I beat you, can we switch chairs in the Council chamber?

Kit Fisto to Plo Koon (on first advantage) wrote:Dooku is wise to hide from the Jedi. He doesn’t stand a chance against either of us.

Kit Fisto to Plo Koon (on second advantage) wrote:Shouldn’t you be beating me?

Kit Fisto to Plo Koon (on second disadvantage) wrote:Your skills never cease to amaze.

Kit Fisto to Plo Koon (on defeat) wrote:It is always an education to cross sabers with you, Master Plo.

Plo Koon to Kit Fisto (intro) wrote:You must enjoy the impossible if you think you can defeat me, young Master Fisto.

Plo Koon to Kit Fisto (intro) wrote:You possess great humility indeed, Master Fisto, since you are willing to endure another defeat at my hands.

Plo Koon to Kit Fisto (on first disadvantage) wrote:I sometimes forget that you are no longer a mere student.

Plo Koon to Kit Fisto (on second disadvantage) wrote:You have always been a natural with the blade.

Plo Koon to Kit Fisto (on defeat) wrote:Mi-ku-toh, Master Fisto. There can be no doubt that you are one of the Order’s finest Jedi.

Plo Koon to Kit Fisto (on defeat) wrote:Congratulations, Master Fisto! But fear not, I will not allow you to become accustomed to victory.

Summary

Kit Fisto is at this stage a recently appointed Jedi Master and Council member, thanks in large part to his impressive display at the Battle of Geonosis. He is good friends with (and perhaps a former classmate of) Obi-Wan Kenobi, a former (informal) pupil of Plo Koon, and a common pick by Mace Windu for a sparring partner. Kit Fisto’s speed and grace are heavily emphasized. Notably, Kit is one of the few Jedi in the Order to have defeated Mace Windu on not one, but several occasions.

January 10th 2025, 8:56 pm

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Ahsoka Tano to Mace Windu (intro) wrote:This is either going to be the shortest duel of all time, or the biggest upset.

Anakin Skywalker to Mace Windu (on first disadvantage) wrote:Master Yoda said you were the best swordsman in the Order. I’m beginning to agree with him.

Anakin Skywalker to Mace Windu (on first disadvantage) wrote:Your skills are unrivaled, but I can still win this bout!

Plo Koon to Mace Windu (on victory) wrote:Mi-ku-toh, Master Windu. Your unmatched skills make my victory all the more satisfying.

General Grievous to Mace Windu (on defeat) wrote:If any other Jedi had your skill, the Republic might stand a chance of winning this war.

Kit Fisto to Mace Windu (on first advantage) wrote:I think convincing everyone you’re the best swordsman was the greatest Jedi mind trick of all!

Kit Fisto to Mace Windu (on defeat) wrote:Your skills are unrivaled, Master Windu.

Mace Windu to Mace Windu (ambient) wrote:How do you defeat the best swordsman on the Council?

Count Dooku to Mace Windu (on first advantage) wrote:I have become more powerful than any Jedi. Even you, Master Windu.

Plo Koon to Mace Windu (on second advantage) wrote:Even the mightiest among us must fall eventually.

Plo Koon to Mace Windu (on first disadvantage) wrote:You remain one of the finest swordsmen the Order has ever produced.

Mace Windu to Mace Windu (ambient) wrote:Irresistible force, meet unstoppable object.

Kit Fisto to Mace Windu (on first advantage) wrote:I thought your defenses were supposed to be impenetrable.

Kit Fisto to Mace Windu (on second advantage) wrote:Where are the legendary Windu defenses?

Anakin Skywalker to Mace Windu (on first advantage) wrote:Putting Grand Master Windu on the defensive is victory enough.

Anakin Skywalker to Mace Windu (on victory) wrote:I hope to prove myself worthy of your respect, Grand Master.

Anakin Skywalker to Mace Windu (on defeat) wrote:Thank you for the lesson, Grand Master Windu. I have a lot of training to do.

Anakin Skywalker to Mace Windu (on second advantage) wrote:Is it true you’re undefeated?

Kit Fisto to Mace Windu (on second advantage) wrote:Your reputation is in danger, Master Windu.

Obi-Wan Kenobi to Mace Windu (on first advantage) wrote:Remember, your entire reputation is at stake here, Master.

Obi-Wan Kenobi to Mace Windu (on first disadvantage) wrote:Don’t you ever get tired of winning all the time?

Obi-Wan Kenobi to Mace Windu (on first disadvantage) wrote:I think your reputation is secure after all, Master.

Plo Koon to Mace Windu (on first advantage) wrote:Perhaps it’s time we reassessed your reputation as a swordsman.

Mace Windu to Plo Koon (on first advantage) wrote:I’m accustomed to winning, but I expect more of a challenge from you.

Kit Fisto to Mace Windu (on victory) wrote:Looks like I’ve broken your winning streak, Master Windu!

Mace Windu to Kit Fisto (on first disadvantage) wrote:So, this is what losing feels like. Interesting sensation.

Mace Windu to Mace Windu (on defeat) wrote:I am beaten. Hm. For everything, there is a first time.

Kit Fisto to Mace Windu (on victory) wrote:I am honored to be one of the small number of Jedi who have bested you in combat, Master Windu.

Mace Windu to Mace Windu (on first advantage) wrote:Few Jedi have stood so long against me. Well done.

Kit Fisto to Mace Windu (on first disadvantage) wrote:I can count on my tentacles the number of times I have beaten you.

Mace Windu to Kit Fisto (on defeat) wrote:Congratulations, Master Fisto. We’re not keeping score, are we?

Obi-Wan Kenobi to Mace Windu (ambient) wrote:Need I remind you, Master, I’ve beaten you before?

Obi-Wan Kenobi to Mace Windu (ambient) wrote:The first time I bested you in a duel was one of the proudest days of my life.

Anakin Skywalker to Anakin Skywalker (on first disadvnatage) wrote:Why don’t we team up and challenge Master Windu?

Mace Windu to Plo Koon (on defeat) wrote:Mi-ku-toh, Master Plo. It is never shameful to lose to a Jedi of your skill.

Mace Windu to Kit Fisto (on victory) wrote:It seems only Master Yoda can provide me with a sufficient challenge.

Mace Windu to Plo Koon (on first disadvantage) wrote:I haven’t faced such a difficult opponent since the last time I fenced Master Yoda!

Plo Koon to Mace Windu (on defeat) wrote:Your skill with a lightsaber surely surpasses Master Yoda’s!

Mace Windu to Anakin Skywalker (on second disadvantage) wrote:Even Master Yoda would be impressed!

Kit Fisto to Obi-Wan Kenobi (on first disadvantage) wrote:If you keep fighting like this, you might stand a chance against Master Windu!

Plo Koon to Mace Windu (intro) wrote:Few Jedi in the Order tax my lightsaber skills the way you do, Master Windu.

Mace Windu to Asajj Ventress (on first advantage) wrote:Surely you realize you are hopelessly outclassed?

Mace Windu to Asajj Ventress (on first advantage) wrote:On my worst day, you couldn’t lay a scratch on me.

Count Dooku to Mace Windu (intro) wrote:I remember you as an arrogant little Padawan, Master Windu. I see that little has changed.

Count Dooku to Mace Windu (on first advantage) wrote:You forget that I once instructed you in the art of lightsaber combat.

Count Dooku to Mace Windu (on second advantage) wrote:You were once my star pupil. What happened to your skills?

Count Dooku to Mace Windu (on first disadvantage) wrote:Your master was a talented swordsman, but you should have studied more with me!

Count Dooku to Mace Windu (on first disadvantage) wrote:You were never able to defeat me at the Jedi Temple, and you won’t defeat me now.

Count Dooku to Mace Windu (on first disadvantage) wrote:You have grown powerful in the years since we last met.

Count Dooku to Mace Windu (on first disadvantage) wrote:Your fighting style is aggressive: almost a Sith form.

Mace Windu to Count Dooku (intro) wrote:You escaped from Master Yoda, but you won’t get away this time.

Kit Fisto to Mace Windu (on first disadvantage) wrote:Dooku was lucky he faced Kenobi and Skywalker instead of you.

Kit Fisto to Mace Windu (on first disadvantage) wrote:Either my skills have stayed the same, or yours are improving!

Mace Windu to Kit Fisto (on first disadvantage) wrote:You must be improving, because my skills have never been sharper.

Mace Windu to Plo Koon (intro) wrote:When I want to test myself against the best, I turn to you first, Master Plo.

Mace Windu to Kit Fisto (intro) wrote:I look forward to a challenging bout, Master Fisto.

Mace Windu to Kit Fisto (on first advantage) wrote:You couldn’t defeat me as a Padawan, and you won’t defeat me as a Master either.

Mace Windu to Obi-Wan Kenobi (ambient) wrote:When I fight, my own darkness becomes a weapon of the light.

Obi-Wan Kenobi to Mace Windu (on defeat) wrote:One only improves by facing a more skilled opponent. Thank you for the lesson.

Mace Windu to Plo Koon (on first advantage) wrote:You may be able to sense my moves, but I’m still too fast for you!

Mace Windu to Plo Koon (on first advantage) wrote:Your mind powers won’t help you in this fight, Master Plo.

Summary

By reputation, Mace Windu is the most skilled duelist on the Jedi Council, and has a long winning streak against all the other Jedi. Only very few Jedi have beaten him. This number includes Obi-Wan, Kit Fisto, Plo, and likely also Yoda and Dooku. His defense is emphasized as strong, but his offense is even stronger. A big deal is made of his speed and his Vaapad technique.

January 10th 2025, 8:57 pm

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Ahsoka Tano to Kit Fisto (ambient) wrote:Master Kenobi says you’ve never been able to beat him.

Ahsoka Tano to Obi-Wan Kenobi (on first disadvantage) wrote:You might be better than Master Windu!

Anakin Skywalker to Kit Fisto (ambient) wrote:I once defeated you and Obi-Wan together! Wanna send for help?

Kit Fisto to Anakin Skywalker (ambient) wrote:Obi-Wan can’t defeat me. What makes you think you can?

Anakin Skywalker to Plo Koon (on first advantage) wrote:Obi-Wan gave me some pointers on how to beat you.

Plo Koon to Obi-Wan Kenobi (on second advantage) wrote:How did you ever manage to defeat me?

Count Dooku to Obi-Wan Kenobi (on second disadvantage) wrote:You have become a master swordsman.

Count Dooku to Obi-Wan Kenobi (on second disadvantage) wrote:Qui-Gon Jinn taught you well.

General Grievous to Obi-Wan Kenobi (on first advantage) wrote:Your lightsaber will be the centerpiece of my collection!

Kit Fisto to Mace Windu (on first disadvantage) wrote:Dooku was lucky he faced Kenobi and Skywalker instead of you.

Kit Fisto to Obi-Wan Kenobi (ambient) wrote:All I see is the Padawan I used to vanquish on a regular basis.

Kit Fisto to Obi-Wan Kenobi (ambient) wrote:Perhaps this will be your lucky day! Not likely, but perhaps.

Kit Fisto to Obi-Wan Kenobi (ambient) wrote:You haven’t changed a bit, Kenobi! Still the same deluded youngling who thinks he can beat me.

Kit Fisto to Obi-Wan Kenobi (on first advantage) wrote:Fisto wipes the floor with Kenobi… just like old times.

Kit Fisto to Obi-Wan Kenobi (on first advantage) wrote:Don’t give up, Obi-Wan. Sooner or later, you’re bound to get lucky.

Kit Fisto to Obi-Wan Kenobi (on victory) wrote:Good thing we’re not keeping score, because this… would be getting embarrassing.

Kit Fisto to Obi-Wan Kenobi (on victory) wrote:You really should try winning a bout once in a while. For a change of pace.

Kit Fisto to Obi-Wan Kenobi (on victory) wrote:You can’t win them all, Obi-Wan… or, in your case, any of them.

Obi-Wan Kenobi to Kit Fisto (intro) wrote:Are you prepared to receive another humbling lesson in the art of lightsaber combat?

Obi-Wan Kenobi to Kit Fisto (on first advantage) wrote:Why the sour face? I should think you’ve grown used to the bitter taste of defeat.

Obi-Wan Kenobi to Kit Fisto (on victory) wrote:Another crushing victory. Why do you bother, Kit?

Obi-Wan Kenobi to Kit Fisto (on first disadvantage) wrote:We’re not keeping score, are we?

Obi-Wan Kenobi to Kit Fisto (on first disadvantage) wrote:That is what winning feels like, Kit. Now I shall reacquaint you with losing.

Obi-Wan Kenobi to Kit Fisto (on defeat) wrote:You’ve achieved the impossible, Kit. Do not get used to it.

Obi-Wan Kenobi to Kit Fisto (on defeat) wrote:I can’t win every time, can I? Only most of the time.

Mace Windu to Obi-Wan Kenobi (ambient) wrote:You are one of the most promising young Jedi I have ever seen, Obi-Wan.

Mace Windu to Obi-Wan Kenobi (ambient) wrote:Master Qui-Gon said you were the most gifted Jedi he ever trained.

Plo Koon to Obi-Wan Kenobi (ambient) wrote:Qui-Gon once told me you were the brightest student he’d ever trained.

Mace Windu to Obi-Wan Kenobi (on first disadvantage) wrote:You have become one of the finest swordsmen in the Jedi Order, Obi-Wan.

Mace Windu to Obi-Wan Kenobi (on defeat) wrote:You’ve become a master swordsman, Obi-Wan. Well done.

Obi-Wan Kenobi to Mace Windu (ambient) wrote:Need I remind you, Master, I’ve beaten you before?

Obi-Wan Kenobi to Mace Windu (ambient) wrote:The first time I bested you in a duel was one of the proudest days of my life.

Obi-Wan Kenobi to Mace Windu (on defeat) wrote:One only improves by facing a more skilled opponent. Thank you for the lesson.

Obi-Wan Kenobi to Plo Koon (on second disadvantage) wrote:This is a familiar situation.

Plo Koon to Obi-Wan Kenobi (on second disadvantage) wrote:You exceed your master’s skill with the blade.

Summary

Obi-Wan’s past experiences in the films, particularly his training by Qui-Gon, his duel with Darth Maul, his duel with Count Dooku, and his training of Anakin, are heavily emphasized as events that have formed him into one of the best duelists in the Jedi Order. Continuing off of the spars shown in his video game, Lightsaber Duels acknowledges his past victories over Plo Koon and Mace Windu. Besides them, Obi-Wan has running friendly rivalries with Kit Fisto and Anakin, and less friendly rivalries with Grievous and Ventress. An emphasis is placed on his determination to do better against Dooku in their next battle, training up specifically for that purpose.

January 10th 2025, 8:59 pm

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Anakin Skywalker to Plo Koon (intro) wrote:I’ll give you a good fight, Master Plo, and I might even surprise you.

Count Dooku to Plo Koon (on defeat) wrote:You truly are one of the greatest Jedi of our time.

Mace Windu to Plo Koon (on victory) wrote:It’s an honor to beat one of the Jedi Order’s finest swordsmen.

Anakin Skywalker to Plo Koon (intro) wrote:Koh-to-yah, Master Plo. It’s an honor to face one of the best swordsmen in the Jedi Order.

Mace Windu to Plo Koon (intro) wrote:When I want to test myself against the best, I turn to you first, Master Plo.

Plo Koon to Mace Windu (intro) wrote:Few Jedi in the Order tax my lightsaber skills the way you do, Master Windu.

Mace Windu to Plo Koon (on first advantage) wrote:I’m accustomed to winning, but I expect more of a challenge from you.

Mace Windu to Plo Koon (on victory) wrote:Defeating you in combat never gets any easier, Master Plo.

Anakin Skywalker to Plo Koon (ambient) wrote:I heard you’re one of the only Jedi to have ever beaten Master Yoda in a duel.

Kit Fisto to Plo Koon (on first disadvantage) wrote:You fight with the finesse of Master Yoda.

Mace Windu to Plo Koon (on first disadvantage) wrote:I haven’t faced such a difficult opponent since the last time I fenced Master Yoda!

Plo Koon to Mace Windu (on defeat) wrote:Your skill with a lightsaber surely surpasses Master Yoda’s!

Mace Windu to Plo Koon (on defeat) wrote:Mi-ku-toh, Master Plo. It is never shameful to lose to a Jedi of your skill.

Count Dooku to Plo Koon (intro) wrote:Now at last, we shall discover who is the better swordsman.

Anakin Skywalker to Plo Koon (on first advantage) wrote:Obi-Wan gave me some pointers on how to beat you.

Plo Koon to Obi-Wan Kenobi (on second advantage) wrote:How did you ever manage to defeat me?

Obi-Wan Kenobi to Plo Koon (on second disadvantage) wrote:This is a familiar situation.

Anakin Skywalker to Plo Koon (on first advantage) wrote:If I can defeat you, I can defeat a Sith Lord.

Anakin Skywalker to Plo Koon (on first disadvantage) wrote:I should have expected this. You’re always so quiet in the Council.

Count Dooku to Plo Koon (on second advantage) wrote:The flaw of power is arrogance.

Count Dooku to Plo Koon (on first disadvantage) wrote:You have a great knowledge of the Force, Master Plo, but it will not save you.

Mace Windu to Plo Koon (on first advantage) wrote:You may be able to sense my moves, but I’m still too fast for you!

Mace Windu to Plo Koon (on first advantage) wrote:Your mind powers won’t help you in this fight, Master Plo.

Mace Windu to Plo Koon (on first disadvantage) wrote:It takes great wisdom to master powers so close to the dark side.

Mace Windu to Plo Koon (on first disadvantage) wrote:Your Force powers are formidable.

Plo Koon to Count Dooku (on first disadvantage) wrote:You know I am not as forgiving as my Jedi brothers.

Kit Fisto to Plo Koon (intro) wrote:Koh-to-yah, Master Plo. I have been waiting for this opportunity to prove myself.

Kit Fisto to Plo Koon (ambient) wrote:If I beat you, can we switch chairs in the Council chamber?

Kit Fisto to Plo Koon (on first advantage) wrote:Dooku is wise to hide from the Jedi. He doesn’t stand a chance against either of us.

Kit Fisto to Plo Koon (on second advantage) wrote:Shouldn’t you be beating me?

Kit Fisto to Plo Koon (on first disadvantage) wrote:Every time I think my saber skills are improving, yours get that much better.

Kit Fisto to Plo Koon (on first disadvantage) wrote:You are endlessly inventive with the blade, Master Plo.

Kit Fisto to Plo Koon (on second disadvantage) wrote:Your skills never cease to amaze.

Kit Fisto to Plo Koon (on defeat) wrote:It is always an education to cross sabers with you, Master Plo.

Plo Koon to Kit Fisto (intro) wrote:You must enjoy the impossible if you think you can defeat me, young Master Fisto.

Plo Koon to Kit Fisto (intro) wrote:You possess great humility indeed, Master Fisto, since you are willing to endure another defeat at my hands.

Plo Koon to Kit Fisto (on first disadvantage) wrote:I sometimes forget that you are no longer a mere student.

Plo Koon to Kit Fisto (on defeat) wrote:Congratulations, Master Fisto! But fear not, I will not allow you to become accustomed to victory.

Summary

Plo Koon’s position as one of the elders of the Jedi Order is brought up very often, both in terms of his age in itself and the wisdom and authority that come with it. He is a teacher first and foremost: even to more experienced Jedi like Fisto and Obi-Wan, he gives them tips on how to overcome him, as he used to in the old days when he’d tutor them as Padawans. Besides the infamous “one of the only Jedi to have beaten Master Yoda” quote, Plo’s dueling prowess is compared to Yoda’s on several other occasions by several other people, both directly and indirectly. Also of note is that he is apparently Mace’s preferred sparring partner (in a world where Mace is seemingly the best Jedi duelist of all), and Dooku is willing to entertain the possibility of Plo being a worthy opponent. Besides being one of the Jedi Order’s foremost duelists, Plo’s Force abilities are made special note of, as in the Expanded Universe, including electric judgment but also his exceedingly strong telepathic abilities.

January 10th 2025, 9:21 pm

Ahsoka

Intro

Master Skyguy says I shouldn’t beat myself up. But today, I’ll make an exception.
Oh, swell. Who’s idea was this?
Ahsoka versus Ahsoka… this should be good.

Ambient

This reminds me of a dream I had once, after too much blue milk.
I’ve seen a lot of clones, but this is a first.
I feel like I could take on the whole droid army myself! You can come too.
Ugh! I don’t really sound like that, do I?
I feel like I should be learning something from this…
This is really weird.

First Advantage

This is gonna hurt you a lot more than it hurts me… I hope.
I’m really enjoying this… is that wrong?
Okay… I can’t win. Because if I win, I lose.
I was sure I was better than that!
Master Skyguy’s gonna be disappointed at one of us! But it’s not gonna be me.
You’re pretty good for a Padawan!

Second Advantage

You’re not so tough.
Stop hitting yourself!
You don’t look so good.
Where’d you learn to parry?
My master can fight circles around your master!
Bet you don’t see this coming!

On Victory

I always knew I was the best!
Don’t take it so hard, Padawan. You never stood a chance against me.
Looks like you’re the one who gets to run maintenance on the Twilight tonight!

First Disadvantage

I knew you were gonna do that!
You’ve got style, I’ll give you that.
Hey! Where’d you learn that move?
I’m letting you win. You know that, right?
Ugh! I can’t believe I’m losing to myself.
I am not gonna lose to you… or, me.

Second Disadvantage

Go me!
Hey… I’m good!
Nice moves, Padawan.
Ugh! You know all my tricks!
Hey! Take it easy!
This is some Jedi mind trick!

On Defeat

Ugh! I’m never going to let me hear the end of this.
Laugh while you can, Padawan. You won’t be so lucky next time.
I’ve never been so humiliated in all my life.

Summary

As in most of the mirror matchups, both Ahsokas are bewildered by having to face a copy of themselves, and both are determined to be the one to win.

January 10th 2025, 9:44 pm

Ahsoka

Intro

I’m warning you now, Master… I’m not going easy on you this time.
Okay, Skyguy. Are you ready to go down to defeat at the hands of your Padawan?
Let’s go, Skyguy. I’ve been training with six remotes, so you’d better watch yourself.

Ambient

You should grow a beard, like Master Kenobi.
What’s the matter? Afraid I might beat you?
I may not always understand your judgment, Master, but I have learned to trust it.
Do I still have to face the Trials? Isn’t being your Padawan trial enough?
I’ll say this… being your Padawan is never boring.
I’m not overconfident. I’m just good.

First Advantage

Didn’t see that coming, did you?
Why so surprised? I had more training at the Jedi Temple than you did.
Looks like you’ve run out of things to teach me!
I thought you were supposed to be the Chosen One! Chosen to lose, maybe...
You’re fighting like a Nebray with indigestion!
Get your tools ready, Skyguy! Artoo’s got a lot of carbon scoring that needs cleaning.

Second Advantage

What’s the matter, Skyguy?
I hope you’re not a sore loser!
Truthfully, I’ve been more impressed.
Never underestimate the Padawan.
It’s more fun to be winning.
You shouldn’t have trained me so well.

On Victory

Looks like you’re the one that has to clean Artooie this time!
Tano beats Skywalker! I’m telling the other Padawans. The younglings, too.
You are the best mentor a Padawan could have… even though I just wiped the floor with you.

First Disadvantage

You’re cheating somehow.
Oh, sure. Pick on your Padawan.
I was just testing you before. Now, the real fight begins.
Better get ready, because I’m done fooling around.
I am mindful! Mindful of how I’m gonna turn this fight around.
The Master defeating the Padawan. How original.

Second Disadvantage

This is no way to treat your trusty Padawan.
Ready to yield to me yet?
Do you want some more?
Ugh! I’m better than this!
You haven’t defeated me yet, Skyguy!
This Padawan is full of surprises.

On Defeat

Would it kill you to let me win once in a while? Y’know, for morale?
Thank you for your guidance and wisdom. I’m going to use it to kick your butt next time.
You won this time, Skyguy, but your victories are numbered.

Anakin

Intro

Let’s go, Snips. Loser has to clean Artoo.
Okay, my young Padawan. Give me everything you got.
The only way to improve is to fight a more skilled opponent, and I’m the best there is.

Ambient

You’re a headstrong and frustrating Padawan. This is Obi-Wan’s revenge.
If you think you’re gonna beat me, you’d better stay on your toes.
Now I know what it’s like to have someone like me as an apprentice.
It’s my responsibility to teach, but it’s yours to learn.
You must learn to listen to your feelings. Trust your instincts.

(repeated 2x)

First Advantage

Did you forget everything I taught you?
Don’t give up Ahsoka, I have faith in you.
You’re not gonna defeat me fighting like that!
You’re running out of chances to turn this around, Snips.
You have enthusiasm, Snips, but not experience.
Remember, if you lose, you’re scraping Mynock droppings off the Twilight’s hull.

Second Advantage

You can do better than that, Snips!
Wait for your opening.
Let the Force guide you.
Be mindful, Ahsoka.
Keep yourself in the moment.
Stay sharp, Snips.

On Victory

You’re welcome to challenge me again, after you scrape the Twilight’s hull clean of Mynock droppings.
You need to spend some more time with the training remotes, Snips.
Notice how I made that look effortless? That’s because it was.

First Disadvantage

Looks like I’m a better teacher than I thought.
Don’t let your guard down, Snips. The fight’s not over!
Okay… so you learned something from my teachings after all.
I’ll make a Jedi out of you yet, Snips.
You really paid attention in Master Yoda’s lightsaber class.
You’re doing great, kid. Don’t get cocky.

Second Disadvantage

Where’d you pick up that move?
You’ve learned much, Padawan.
If I lose, you’re still cleaning Artoo.
Now’s not the time to lose your concentration.
I haven’t taught you all my tricks!
Anything can happen, Snips.

On Defeat

Well done, Ahsoka. You’ll be ready to face the Trials in no time.
Good match, Snips. You see what happens when you learn from the best?
Let’s… not tell Obi-Wan about this, okay?

Summary

Ahsoka has been training specifically to defeat Anakin. It seems she has not ever beaten him before. Anakin gives Ahsoka advice mid-combat, and encourages her to press her advantages. A reason presented for Ahsoka’s potential advantage is that she has had more formal training than Anakin. Possible reasons presented for Anakin’s potential advantage are Ahsoka’s lack of experience and focus.

January 10th 2025, 9:52 pm

Ahsoka

Intro

Look what the Nexu dragged in.
You couldn’t defeat my master, and you’re not gonna defeat me either.
I’ve been looking forward to this, you hairless hag.

Ambient

You make me sick, you bald-headed banshee.
Your dark side powers don’t frighten me.
Underestimate my skills at your peril, bog-witch.
I don’t need my master to help defeat you, Sith witch.
Master Kenobi says you’re not even a true Sith.
You’re nothing more than Count Dooku’s bald bootlicker.

First Advantage

Get it through your thick, bald head: you’re not gonna defeat me.
You can’t outfight me, you old crone!
Don’t worry, none of the Jedi Padawans can beat me either.
You don’t deserve mercy, you hairless harpy.
Count Dooku should know better than to send a lackey.
Guess the dark side isn’t so powerful after all, is it?

Second Advantage

Try again, you hairless harpy.
I’m Jedi enough to finish you, assassin.
Think fast, you bald-headed hag.
Lay down your sword.
I thought the Sith would be more impressive.
I warned you, but did you listen?

On Victory

I thought the Sith were made of stronger stuff.
Looks like Dooku needs a new toady.
Is that the best you can do? No wonder the Sith have been hiding for so long.

First Disadvantage

Any fear you sense is your own, Sith. Fear that you will fall to this “child.”
I’ve made peace with the Force. Have you?
Your backworld training is no match for Jedi skills!
I’ll make you pay for your foul treachery!
Gloat all you want. We’ll see who’s laughing when you’re my prisoner.
I still have plenty of fight left, you plug-ugly bog-witch.

Second Disadvantage

This is so humiliating.
Go back to whatever sewer you crawled out of!
You’re pretty good for a miserable wretch.
You won’t defeat me, you diseased cur.
I should be beating you!
This isn’t how it’s supposed to go!

On Defeat

The next Jedi you face won’t be a Padawan. My master will crush you.
Enjoy your victory while it lasts, you dark side dirtbag.
You have no idea what you’re up against. The Sith don’t stand a chance.

Asajj

Intro

If it isn’t Skywalker’s filthy, obnoxious pet.
The Jedi must be getting desperate to send a child.
This is going to be a short fight, youngling.

Ambient

I was once young, too.
Filthy little womp rat.
Foolish child.
You are not worthy of my attention.
The Jedi sent you to oppose me? I should be insulted.
You belong in the Jedi Temple, not on the battlefield.

First Advantage

It’s just you and me this time, little one.
I was hoping for a challenge.
I’ve had enough of your insolence.
You lost this battle the moment you ignited your lightsaber.
How many pieces shall I carve you into?
Come back when you’ve received more training, youngling.

Second Advantage

Now you fall, as all Jedi must.
This is the end, child.
Your master should be ashamed.
Poor little Padawan.
You will not survive, Jedi filth.
Surely you can do better.

On Victory

You are beaten, little one.
The Padawan falls. Now, I will defeat your master.
You were a fool to challenge me, child.

First Disadvantage

Your luck won’t last forever, child.
Stand down, and I’ll give you a cookie.
Perhaps I underestimated you.
Tenacious little Padawan.
Don’t think you can defeat me, little one.
You have a big mouth, youngling.

Second Disadvantage

You obnoxious little brat!
Togruta slime!
You disgust me!
This fight isn’t over.
I can sense your fear.
This can’t be happening!

On Defeat

Finish me! I do not deserve to live.
You were lucky today, Togruta filth.
We will meet again, child.

Summary

Asajj is insulted that someone of Ahsoka’s young age and rank would be sent to fight her. A reason given for Ahsoka’s potential advantage is that Ahsoka was trained at the Jedi Temple, while Asajj’s training by Ky Narec was comparatively unstructured. A reason given for Asajj’s potential advantage is Ahsoka’s lack of experience, not yet being a Jedi Knight.

January 10th 2025, 10:00 pm

Ahsoka

Intro

Come to do your own dirty work this time, Count?
If you think this is gonna be easy, you’ve got another thing coming, Dooku.
What are you waiting for, Count?

Ambient

I’m not afraid of you, old man.
My master trained me to defeat you.
There’s nothing lower than a traitor.
The only fear you sense is your own.
It takes more than a dusty old fossil to intimidate me, Count.
Do you really think you can defeat the Republic with a bunch of droids?

First Advantage

You should’ve sent your bog-witch!
Some Sith Lord you are! Can’t even defeat a little Padawan.
No wonder the Sith could never conquer the galaxy!
You should’ve stayed one of the Lost Twenty, Dooku!
I don’t look like much, but I’ve got it where it counts.
You started this war. I’m gonna help finish it.

Second Advantage

Face it. You’re too old for this, Count.
I was trained by the best!
Your age is showing.
How’s it feel to be losing to a Padawan?
Not looking good, is it, Count?
I can hear your bones creaking!

On Victory

You’re finished, Count! Your bog-witch assassin is next.
So this is how it ends for the mighty Count Dooku. Defeated by a Padawan.
It’s over, Dooku. Maybe the Sith can try again in another thousand years.

First Disadvantage

Why did I think I could take on a Sith Lord by myself?
Don’t play the gentleman, Dooku. We both know you’re scum.
I will never surrender to you, Count, and neither will the Jedi!
Maybe I should’ve waited for Anakin…
For some reason, I thought this would be easier.
Jedi Padawan versus Sith Lord… uh, yeah. That’s a fair fight.

Second Disadvantage

How is this fair?
I admit it. You know how to use a lightsaber.
I’m small, but I’m tough, Count.
Way to gloat over beating a Padawan.
This is your last chance to surrender.
Never “Count” the Padawan out.

On Defeat

The Jedi will defeat both you and your hairless harpy.
Quite a victory, Count. I hope you’re proud of yourself.
You haven’t seen the last of me, Count.

Dooku

Intro

If you challenge me, youngling, you must be prepared to pay the ultimate price.
I suggest you lay down your sword now, young Padawan.
The Jedi must truly be desperate to send a child to face me.

Ambient

That lightsaber is not a toy, child.
Just because you are young does not mean I will spare you.
So, you are Skywalker’s Padawan.
This is no battle simulation, Padawan.
I sense great fear in you, Padawan.
You’ve been led astray by the Jedi, my dear.

First Advantage

My Jedi powers are far beyond yours, little one.
You’re every bit as foolish as your master.
You’ll require a great deal more training, my very young Padawan.
You have delusions of adequacy, little one.
It’s a tragedy what passes for “Jedi” these days.
I suggest you withdraw now, if you wish to leave with all of your parts intact.

Second Advantage

You cannot hope to defeat me.
You’re a waste of my time, child.
You will not receive mercy from me, Padawan.
You’re not as strong as you boast, little one.
You are about to learn your final lesson, Padawan.
If you wish to live as a Jedi, then you will also die as a Jedi.

On Victory

Skywalker should have known better than to send his Padawan against me.
You should have stayed in the Jedi Temple, youngling.
Your sacrifice was in vain, young one. Soon, all of your Jedi brethren will join you in defeat.

First Disadvantage

Your abilities are crude, but effective.
You deceive yourself, Padawan. You cannot win this fight.
Your bravado is amusing. Pity it’s no substitute for swordsmanship.
I wasn’t expecting a challenge from you. So much the better.
This duel has been surprisingly invigorating. But now, I must bring it to a close.
Skywalker once thought he could defeat me. You’re familiar with what happened to him.

Second Disadvantage

This is not possible!
You have some power, after all.
You have surprising skill, little one.
I’ve rarely seen such ability in one so young.
Skywalker is a skillful teacher.
Your insolence will not buy you a quick death, Padawan.

On Defeat

Savor your victory while you can, my young Padawan.
My defeat will only prolong the inevitable, young one.
You overestimate your power if you think you can destroy the Sith, child.

Summary

Dooku, like Asajj, is bewildered at the Jedi’s choice to send Ahsoka after him. Reasons given for Ahsoka’s potential advantage is her natural talent and Skywalker’s training, her unorthodox fighting style, and Dooku’s own advanced age. Reasons given for Dooku’s potential advantage is in power and mastery of the Force, far greater experience, and a decline in Jedi standards for swordsmanship.

January 11th 2025, 2:33 am

Ahsoka

Intro

Hope you’re better with a lightsaber than your battle droid pals are with a blaster.
Swell. Another droid to scrap.
So, you’re the new model. Looks like the same old junk to me.

Ambient

You don’t look so tough.
Let’s go, Scrappy.
You’re nothing but a tinny with a superiority complex.
I’d like to meet your maker… and introduce him to my lightsaber.
How many pieces do you think I can slice you into before they hit the ground?
I hope Dooku got the extended warranty.

First Advantage

Were you programmed for failure?
Did someone leave your restraining bolt on?
Was your memory erased? You can’t beat a Jedi.
I’ve junked battle droids with better programming than you.
Do you have a harder difficulty setting or something?
You’ve got all the grace of a power droid.

Second Advantage

Time to hit the oil baths, clanker.
Your parts are showing…
Some battle droid you are.
Heads up, Greasy.
You’re leaking all over the place, Scrappy.
I think you’ve got a loose wire.

On Victory

Looks like it’s back to the drawing board, Scrappy.
When they built you, I think they left out a few parts.
Never send a droid to do a Sith Lord’s job.

First Disadvantage

I take back what I said. You’re not so bad after all.
These droids are getting worse all the time.
For a killer droid, you sure talk an awful lot.
You droids are all the same. You always underestimate the Jedi.
I’m gonna junk you so bad, even a Jawa won’t salvage you.
You’ve got a faulty processor if you think you can beat me.

Second Disadvantage

Was it something I said?
Switch off, Sparky!
You are one mean droid.
Not so fast, Greasy.
I can’t believe I’m losing to a droid!
No lousy clanker is gonna beat me!

On Defeat

You may have the programming to beat a Padawan, but a Jedi Knight’s another story.
Without the Force on your side, you’ll never defeat the Republic.
I hope you rust.

Summary

Ahsoka doesn’t take the Jedi Hunter droid seriously at all unless she is losing. Reasons for Ahsoka’s potential advantage are the droid’s lack of Force ability, lack of finesse, and conformity to droid programming. Reasons for the Jedi Hunter droid’s potential advantage are its skill and speed.

January 11th 2025, 2:40 am

Ahsoka

Intro

I’m ready for you this time, Grievous.
General Grievous. Part Kaleesh, part droid, all creep.
You don’t know the kind of trouble you just stepped into, Grievous.

Ambient

Your droid army isn’t here to help you this time.
You don’t scare me, General Grumpus.
Ugh! I can see your guts!
Bring enough lightsabers, Grumpy?
The name’s Ahsoka Tano. I’m the one who slices up all your droids.
Don’t judge me by my size, Grievous. It’ll be the last mistake you ever make.

First Advantage

You can do better than that. You’ve got four arms!
Not so tough now, are ya, you walking scrap pile?
You’re outta luck, Wheezy. I don’t see any escape pods.
You’ve got guts, but no brains.
I’ll give you a merciful death, which is more than you deserve.
What’s the matter? Too quick for you?

Second Advantage

You’ll never live this down, creep.
Nice try, Wheezy.
You lowlife scum.
Not bad, for a child.
I’m Jedi enough to finish you, Grievous!
Dooku’s gonna need a new flunky.

On Victory

Four lightsabers, no chance. With five, you might’ve given me a decent fight.
Told ya you didn’t stand a chance, Grumpy. But did you believe me?
The plucky Padawan triumphs over the nasty droid general, as expected.

First Disadvantage

You’re not bad, for a droid.
Pick on someone your own size, Grumpy!
I don’t know how I’m gonna get out of this one.
Keep laughing, Wheezy! The fight’s not over yet.
It takes more than an overbuilt binary loadlifter to scare me!
Give me a couple of extra arms and we’ll see who laughs last!

Second Disadvantage

Proud of yourself yet?
Cheater.
Sorry, still not scared.
I can keep this up all day!
Not defeated yet, keep trying.
Is this the best you can do?

On Defeat

One Jedi down, thousands more to go. Yeah, good luck with that.
You won’t have my lightsaber for long, Grievous.
Tell the truth. You stole all your lightsabers from Padawans and younglings, didn’t you?

Grievous

Intro

I will cut you into so many pieces, the Jedi will need a microscanner to identify your remains.
This should be amusing. Come to your death, little one.
Greetings, Jedi… or should I say, youngling?

Ambient

Run along and find your master. I could use a real challenge.
I am much more than a mere droid.
You’re a bold little one.
Have we met before? I’ve killed so many Jedi I can hardly keep track.
Come, little one. Now we can truly get acquainted.
Aren’t you a little short for a Jedi?

First Advantage

It seems the Force has abandoned you.
You will receive no mercy from me, child.
Summon your master, little one. Perhaps he will provide a greater challenge.
Your lightsaber is not worth my time.
This is what the Jedi send against me? I should be insulted.
You will not live long enough to become a Jedi Knight.

Second Advantage

Beg for your life, youngling.
The Force will not save you.
You will not escape me, little one.
Where is your master now, little one?
Your end is near, child.
My training comes with a Jedi body count.

On Victory

I will spare your life, youngling. If you want your lightsaber back, go tell your master he must take it from me.
The Republic would do better to send a real Jedi against me next time.
Where is your bluster now, child? Nexu got your tongue?

First Disadvantage

Bah! You are too small a target.
There is still some fight left in you! So much the better.
So, youngling, you will provide me with some sport after all.
You have spirit. I will enjoy crushing it out of you.
You will not survive this encounter, young fool.
Your words ring hollow, little one. You cannot defeat me.

Second Disadvantage

Beginner’s luck, child.
Come to me, little one.
I will make you suffer for your insults.
One more boast, and I will cut out your tongue.
Your defiance is amusing, but futile.
I will not be defeated by a child!

On Defeat

You will not be so lucky the next time we meet, youngling.
Somehow, you managed to defeat me. But unlike the Jedi, I will seek revenge.
You won the battle, little one, but the Jedi will lose this war.

Summary

Grievous is surprised at Ahsoka’s challenge. Ahsoka accuses Grievous of only getting his lightsabers from younglings and Padawans. Grievous gets very annoyed at Ahsoka’s prods. He repeatedly requests for her to bring Anakin in to give him a better fight. Reasons given for Ahsoka’s potential advantage are her small size and speed. Reasons given for Grievous’s potential advantage are his large size and strength, as well as Ahsoka’s lack of experience.

January 11th 2025, 2:47 am

Ahsoka

Intro

Greetings, Master. Ready to be humbled by a Padawan?
You won’t be smiling when this is over, Master Fisto.
I always enjoy a bout with you, Master Fisto.

Ambient

I can’t wait to see the look on your face when I defeat you.
I hope the Jedi Council doesn’t turn you into a grump like Master Windu.
I’m not a youngling anymore, Master.
Master Kenobi says you’ve never been able to beat him.
Oh, I heard a new one: a Rodian, a Wookiee, and a Hutt walk into a cantina.
Age doesn’t matter. Soon, I’ll be a full-fledged Jedi Knight.

First Advantage

Don’t worry, Master. I won’t humiliate you too badly.
Size matters when your opponent is too small to hit.
Stay sharp… I’ve never felt more comfortable with the lightsaber.
You won’t hold it against me when I defeat you, right?
Don’t get too tangled up in your tentacles.
You won’t distract me with jokes this time.

Second Advantage

Comin’ at ya, Master.
I could get used to this.
You can’t win by only fighting defense.
How do you like losing to a youngling?
I’ve never defeated a Jedi Master before.
Who’s smiling now?

On Victory

That felt really good!
What happens when I beat every member of the Jedi Council?
See what happens when you underestimate me?

First Disadvantage

Your jokes are as bad as your saber skills!
You think you’re winning? Get ready for disappointment.
I thought serving on the Council would make your skills rustier.
I’ve lost before and I’ll lose again, but not this time!
You should be ashamed, picking on a poor little Padawan!
This is your last chance. Surrender, or… be victorious.

Second Disadvantage

I don’t think this is funny.
Keep laughing, Master!
Oh, like you were never a Padawan.
You’re enjoying this too much.
Ugh! Stop fighting so well!
Had enough, Master Fisto?

On Defeat

That’s the last time you’ll beat me, Master Fisto. Count on it.
Remember, it’s the Jedi way to be humble in victory.
It’s always a pleasure, Master Fisto. Except the whole “losing” part.

Kit Fisto

Intro

Greetings, young one. Why don’t we just dive right in?
Hello, Padawan Tano. Let’s play.
Ready when you are, Padawan. Let’s see if Skywalker’s managed to teach you anything.

Ambient

Let the Force flow through you, like a current.
You’re holding it upside-down, you know.
Master Kenobi speaks highly of you, young one.
We must be sensitive to ripples in the Force.
The Force is the wellspring of all things, young one.
You appear to be taking to your new master quite well, Ahsoka.

First Advantage

I judge your skills, Ahsoka, not your spirit.
Never stop until the fight is true, Padawan.
Remember your training! You must stay as calm as a placid lake.
If my smile annoys you, Padawan, why don’t you wipe it off my face?
You talk tough for someone who’s getting her tail kicked.
Your moves are so sluggish I could swear we’re dueling underwater!

Second Advantage

Don’t knock the Nautolan!
It’s sink or swim time, Padawan.
What would Skywalker say?
Is that what you call a defense?
You must wade before you can swim.
Have you been sleeping through saber training?

On Victory

You fought hard, Padawan. But next time, fight a little harder.
Good effort, Ahsoka! But remember, the foundation for victory is a solid defense.
I trust you will work hard to improve your skills, Padawan. This war is not a game.

First Disadvantage

Your saber grip is unorthodox, but effective.
In every battle there’s an ebb and flow, young one.
Perhaps I need to take some lightsaber training from Skywalker myself!
That’s it! Wear your opponent down, like the pounding surf!
If you think I’m going to take a dive, you are certainly mistaken!
Perhaps you are ready for the war after all.

Second Disadvantage

You’re a slippery one!
Good, Padawan. Don’t let up!
You are quicker than a Sabalon swarm-hopper!
I’ve had better fights.
I see you’ve been doing your exercises!
Don’t count me out just yet.

On Defeat

Thank you for an enjoyable bout, Padawan Tano.
Congratulations on your victory, Ahsoka. There is a first, and last, time for everything.
Thank you, Padawan! It was you who taught me a lesson this time.

Summary

Kit gives Ahsoka advice throughout the duel. They have sparred in the past, and Ahsoka has not ever beaten Kit before. Ahsoka's potential advantage is attributed to her unorthodox fighting style and her endurance. Kit's potential advantage is attributed to his experience and ability to anticipate Ahsoka's strikes.

January 11th 2025, 2:55 am

Ahsoka

Intro

It’s an honor to face you, Master Windu. But that doesn’t mean I won’t wipe the floor with you.
I’m ready to spar with you, Master Windu. I hope you’re ready to be surprised.
This is either going to be the shortest duel of all time, or the biggest upset.

Ambient

Would it kill you to smile, Master? Just once?
Master Skywalker’s a great teacher.
I would follow Master Skywalker into the heart of the Separatist capital.
I may be small, but I’m strong with the Force.
I know you don’t fully trust Anakin, but I know he would never betray the Republic.
At least I haven’t embarrassed myself so far.

First Advantage

I’ve been training day and night. Can you tell?
The little Padawan’s tougher than you thought, huh?
I… feel like I have to apologize every time I hit you.
Not used to being on the defensive, are you?
I bet Master Skywalker I could beat you. He said I was crazy!
If you were holding back, I’m going to be very disappointed.

Second Advantage

I wish Master Yoda could see this.
I’m as surprised as you are!
Advantage: Padawan!
So far, so good!
Is that all you’ve got, Master?
I know I have what it takes to finish this.

On Victory

Who needs the Trials? I just beat Mace Windu in a duel!
Your approval is the greatest praise a Jedi can receive, Master.
I know it’s not the Jedi way, but can’t I gloat, just a little?

First Disadvantage

Remember, you were once a Padawan too. Like… a hundred years ago.
Right now, I feel like I’ve forgotten everything I’ve learned about saber fighting.
All part of my plan to lull you into a sense of superiority.
When was the last time you actually lost a duel?
I’m going to turn this bout around any minute.
Did Anakin tell you about my uncanny ability to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat?

Second Disadvantage

This is gonna be worse than I thought.
I’m fighting my hardest, Master!
Don’t give up on me yet!
Ugh! I can do this!
This Padawan never yields.
I may be down, but I’m not out.

On Defeat

Thank you for the lesson, Master Windu. I’ll do better next time.
Are you as surprised as I am, Master? I was certain I’d be the victor.
I want a rematch, Master. You won’t be so lucky next time.

Mace Windu

Intro

Let’s see how well Master Skywalker has taught you.
Master Skywalker is pleased with your progress, Padawan, but he will not judge you in the Trials.
Give me everything you’ve got, Padawan Tano.

Ambient

You’ve been a good influence on Master Skywalker.
The lightsaber must be an extension of your arm.
I am not here to boost your confidence, Padawan. I am here to test your skills.
You best not fight below your abilities, Padawan.
If you can’t control your fear in my presence, you will never be ready to face a Sith Lord.
Wisecracks will not help you on the battlefield.

First Advantage

Have you forgotten everything Master Yoda taught you?
Your grip is too tight. Loosen up.
You’ll have to do better than that to impress me, young one.
A Sith Lord won’t go easy on you, and I won’t either.
Keep your head in this match, Padawan!
If it weren’t for the war, you’d still be a youngling in the Jedi Temple.

Second Advantage

Concentrate, Padawan!
This is not a game.
This is as much a battle of wills as it is skills.
Concentrate on your lightsaber, not your words.
One wrong move in battle and you’re finished, young one.
You’re running out of opportunities to impress me.

On Victory

You still have much to learn, young Padawan.
Don’t take it so hard. No Padawan has ever defeated me in combat.
I was hoping you’d be further along in your training.

First Disadvantage

Good, Padawan Tano. Let’s see how well you do when I stop holding back.
If you lose your focus for an instant, I will exploit it.
Don’t hesitate, Padawan. When you see an opening, strike!
The fight isn’t over, Padawan! Keep your opponent on the defensive.
You are an unconventional warrior, like your master.
You’re quick, Padawan, but don’t sacrifice accuracy for speed.

Second Disadvantage

Very good, Padawan.
Excellent blade control.
Press your attack!
Keep me off balance!
Now is not the time to ease up!
You haven’t won yet, Padawan!

On Defeat

Very good, young Padawan. You will make a formidable Jedi Knight.
Well done, Padawan Tano, but there’s always room for improvement.
Skywalker’s bound to lead you into trouble, Padawan, but I think you’re ready to help him get out.

Summary

Ahsoka states that her beating Mace in a duel would be the biggest upset of all time. Mace gives her advice on how to improve her technique. A reason given for Ahsoka potentially having the advantage is that she’s been training day and night and that Mace is unused to fighting defensively. A reason for Mace potentially having the potential advantage is Ahsoka’s lack of focus.

January 11th 2025, 3:02 am

Ahsoka

Intro

Ready when you are, Master Kenobi. I’ll try not to hurt you.
I’ve been patient long enough, Master. Let’s get this bout started.
Hello, Master Kenobi. Get ready to be impressed.

Ambient

There’s a time for patience, and there’s a time for action.
I don’t have your gift for negotiation.
Maybe I do rely too much on my lightsaber. But that’s what I’m good at.
That bog-witch Ventress won’t get away from us next time.
Is it true Anakin was born a slave? That’s a hard life.
I’d like to hear about Master Qui-Gon sometime.

First Advantage

If you’re any more patient, you’re gonna lose this match.
Be honest. Was Anakin this good at my age?
I’m sorry. Would you have preferred a quiet game of Dejarik?
Master Skywalker calls this “aggressive meditation.”
I know what you’re thinking. “Good thing I’m on your side.”
If you surrender now, I won’t think less of you, Master.

Second Advantage

Skyguy taught me all your tricks.
I don’t like to lose.
Skyguy’s never gonna believe this!
I’ll be patient… after I defeat you.
With the Padawan, expect the unexpected.
You’re not going to talk your way out of this one!

On Victory

Ready for another bout, Master Kenobi?
Kenobi, Skywalker, and Tano… we’re shooting stars that’ll never be stopped!
I beat Master Kenobi… wait’ll Skyguy hears about this!

First Disadvantage

You might be better than Master Windu!
What happened to all that “patience” of yours, Master Kenobi?
You have to teach me some of those moves.
It’s good to face a real challenge after being stuck fighting battle droids.
Somehow, I imagined myself doing better.
This Padawan always bounces back!

Second Disadvantage

Okay, so you’re the teacher.
Come on, Ahsoka. Dig deep.
I’m about to learn a lesson, aren’t I?
This can’t be happening!
Get ready for the big reversal.
Ugh… can we start this bout over?

On Defeat

Okay… I admit it. I’m not the best with a lightsaber. Yet.
Uh… let’s keep this between us, okay Master Kenobi?
Thank you for the bout, Master Kenobi. I always appreciate your wisdom.

Obi-Wan

Intro

Come, Padawan Tano. Let’s see if you’re as good as your master boasts.
Show me what you’ve learned, Ahsoka.
Anakin speaks highly of your skills, Padawan. I shall put them to the test.

Ambient

Be mindful of the Force, young one.
Let go of your conscious self. Act on instinct.
Watch your distance, Padawan!
Feel the Force flow through you, Padawan.
Never engage in a fight you do not intend to finish.
Remember, combat must always be your last resort.

First Advantage

Surely Anakin taught you how to parry?
Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them.
Do you need to repeat Master Yoda’s lightsaber training for younglings?
I’ve seen you do better, Ahsoka. Concentrate!
Never give the high ground, Padawan.
Mind your balance, Padawan.

Second Advantage

Someone needs a little more practice.
Patience, Ahsoka.
Be on your guard, Padawan.
Don’t lose your focus, Ahsoka.
Stretch out with your feelings.
Stay in the moment, Padawan.

On Victory

You need to spend a little more time on your exercises, Padawan.
The Force will be with you, Ahsoka.
I suggest you try again, Ahsoka.

First Disadvantage

I can see Anakin’s influence on you.
Anakin’s training serves you well, Ahsoka.
Don’t let up, Ahsoka! See the fight through to conclusion.
Anakin’s faith in you is well-placed.
Be mindful of your emotions, Ahsoka. They will cloud your judgment.
We could have used you at the Battle of Geonosis!

Second Disadvantage

You do Anakin credit.
The duel isn’t over yet, Padawan.
You handle your weapon well.
Nice attacks. Well executed.
You’ve grown strong with the Force.
Do not be too hasty, Padawan.

On Defeat

You’ll make a fine Jedi Knight one day, Ahsoka.
Anakin is a good teacher and you are an excellent pupil.
Anakin is very proud of you, Ahsoka, with good reason.

Summary

The duel is framed as Obi-Wan instructing Ahsoka. As they battle, they debate the merit of patience (Obi-Wan in favor, Ahsoka against). Ahsoka winning would be “unexpected”, per her own admission. Ahsoka winning is attributed to Anakin’s training and her unconventional attacks. Obi-Wan winning is attributed to keeping his emotions in better check and his greater experience.

January 11th 2025, 3:08 am

Ahsoka

Intro

Koh-to-yah, Master Plo. Think you can take me?
I’ve been training hard for this, Master Plo.
I don’t need an advantage anymore, Master. Let’s make it an even fight.

Ambient

Just curious, what happens to a Jedi who doesn’t pass the Trials?
If I may, Master, this is Plo cool.
Everything I’ve become, I owe to you, Master Plo.
You’re not worried you’re going to lose to a Padawan, are you?
I’m so glad you found me, Master. The Jedi Temple is where I truly belong.
I will never let you down, Master Plo.

First Advantage

You can blame Master Skywalker when I beat you!
Not so easy to defeat now, am I?
What’s the matter, Master Plo? Getting too much oxygen?
Losing must be a new experience for you, Master. Get used to it.
I want to be the youngest Jedi to ever pass the Trials.
I’ve been waiting years to say this: ready to give up, Master Plo?’

Second Advantage

The Padawan strikes back!
You’re slowing down, Master!
I may be small…but I’m quick!
There’s no stopping the Padawan!
Let me show you what I can do.
You’re fading fast, Master!

On Victory

I never thought I could fight well enough to defeat you, Master Plo!
Mi-ku-toh, Master Plo. Your approval means more to me than anything.
Only eleven more bouts to defeat every member on the Jedi Council.

First Disadvantage

“Plo Koon” means “kick butt” in Kel Dor, doesn’t it?
If I lose, it’s Anakin’s fault.
I can’t believe I’m falling for your old tricks!
Okay… my defense could use a little work.
You know… I get more dangerous when I fall behind, Master Plo.
Now I remember why you’re the master and I’m the apprentice.

Second Disadvantage

No fair! You always win.
Oh, no… not this time, Master.
You haven’t lost your touch, Master Plo.
Ugh! Yoda taught me better than this.
Get ready for the surprise comeback of your life.
I’m not losing! I just haven’t won yet.

On Defeat

Mi-ku-toh, Master Plo. I’ll get you next time.
Can we go again? I told Master Skywalker I was going to beat you.
There goes my undefeated streak.

Plo Koon

Intro

It is good to see you again, little ‘Soka.
Temper your eagerness, Padawan. Let your opponent come to you.
Koh-to-yah, little ‘Soka. Let us begin.

Ambient

Concentrate on the moment.
Beware of attachments, Padawan, even to me. They are a path to the dark side.
You’re still as outspoken as you were the day I found you on Shili.
You have spirit, young one.
Extraordinary times call for extraordinary Jedi, Ahsoka.
Every Jedi’s lightsaber is unique, just as their fighting style is a singular expression.

First Advantage

You can do better, little ‘Soka. I’ve seen it.
Endurance is more important than strength.
Forget raw power, Padawan. Agility, timing, and strategy make for better swordsmen.
Your blade movements are overstated, Padawan. You must be more subtle.
Do not see the attack, young one. See the form behind the attack and move to counter it.
Connect to yourself, to your opponent, to the moment. That is the path to victory.

Second Advantage

Mind and body must be one when you wield your saber.
Blend your thoughts and your actions, little ‘Soka.
That which hurts instructs.
Concentrate on the moment, Ahsoka.
Relax, and let the Force control your actions.
Do not give up, Ahsoka. Fight to the finish.

On Victory

You are beaten little ‘Soka, but not for lack of effort.
You’ve done well, Padawan. I hope soon we can return to training for peace instead of war.
You’ve grown strong in body and spirit, Padawan, but your training is still incomplete.

First Disadvantage

You fight well, little ‘Soka.
Master Yoda told me you are gifted with the blade, and I must agree.
Words can put an enemy off-balance as easily as saber strikes.
Things can change very quickly in a lightsaber duel.
You are becoming a powerful young Jedi.
We had our concerns, but it appears that Master Skywalker is teaching you well.

Second Disadvantage

You have come a long way, Ahsoka.
Beware of your vanity. It will cloud your judgment.
You are as stubborn as ever!
The lightsaber is an extension of a Jedi’s being.
Do not relent until your opponent is defeated.
Your saber skills are quite advanced.

On Defeat

Well done, little ‘Soka! I’m very proud of you.
Thank you, Padawan. I believe you taught me something today.
Mi-ku-toh, little ‘Soka. You will make a fine Jedi Knight.

Summary

Plo Koon instructs Ahsoka. They’ve dueled before, but Ahsoka has never beaten him, and has trained up to try for it this time. Ahsoka’s potential advantage is attributed to Yoda and Anakin’s training, her speed, and her ability to come back from difficult positions. Plo’s potential advantage is attributed to his endurance, balance, trickery, and ability to anticipate Ahsoka’s moves.

January 11th 2025, 3:48 am

Anakin

Intro

Hah… at last,a sparring partner who will give me a challenge.
Master Kenobi always said I was my own worst enemy.
If I know you, you won’t go down without a fight.

Ambient

Bet you didn’t foresee this one.
Does this mean we’re the Chosen Two?
If I’m the best swordsman in the Jedi Order, what does that make you?
We could be here a while…
Is this Master Yoda’s idea of a joke?
Don’t get any ideas about Padme…

First Advantage

Ha! Sometimes, I even amaze myself.
Do you actually know how to use that lightsaber?
This is disappointing… I always imagined I’d be harder to defeat.
How are you gonna take this from me?
You can start fighting back anytime, Skywalker.
I could fight with one hand behind my back, but I don’t think it’d make much difference.

Second Advantage

Some “Chosen One” you are.
Could you try a little harder?
You can stop holding back now.
Try to keep up.
This is for your own good!
Don’t worry. It’ll be over soon.

On Victory

I knew I was good. But I didn’t think I was this good.
You were the toughest opponent I’ve ever faced.
You can call me “Master Skywalker.”

First Disadvantage

You’re good… you’re very, very good.
Losing to Skywalker… now I know how Obi-Wan feels.
Why don’t we team up and challenge Master Windu?
No matter who wins, we’ll never hear the end of it from Ahsoka.
I know how you fight. And you… know that I know. But I know that you know that I know. So… it’s still anyone’s match.
You should know better than to count me out before the fight is over.

Second Disadvantage

This could be going better…
I’m glad you’re enjoying this.
Why don’t we call it a draw?
Show-off!
Which one of us is having the bad dream?
That’s what I call “an attack of the clone!”

On Defeat

If Master Kenobi could see this, he’d be very grumpy.
Looks like the better man won.
I think even Master Windu would’ve been impressed.

Summary

As with the other mirror matchups, the characters are perfect mirrors. Anakin states a couple times that he is the best duelist in the Jedi Order, and that he is fortunate to be able to duel his clone to finally have a challenge. He floats the idea that Yoda is the source of his twin opponent (maybe a nod to Luke’s duel against himself/Vader in the Dagobah cave).

January 11th 2025, 3:57 am

Anakin

Intro

Let’s dispense with the insults and get to it.
We have unfinished business, Ventress.
Let’s finish this once and for all, assassin.

Ambient

Haven’t I already taught you this lesson?
You have corrupted Jedi teachings for your own selfish ends.
It’s rumored you were raised by a Jedi. How could you betray his trust?
The dark side is a path to nowhere.
Your obsession with me is flattering, but unhealthy.
You’re gonna need both your blades to defeat me, assassin.

First Advantage

Your fighting style is erratic and undisciplined.
You’re finished, Ventress. Don’t let yourself be destroyed.
Are you really the best that Count Dooku could find?
You can’t defeat a fully-trained Jedi, assassin.
You should’ve trained harder since we last met.
I hate to be the one to tell you, but you’re about to fail Count Dooku again.

Second Advantage

You just don’t learn, do you?
Ha! I have you now, assassin.
You are beaten, Sith!
I’m not finished with you yet.
It’s useless to resist.
I will destroy the Sith!

On Victory

You’re gonna spend the rest of this war in a detention block, Ventress.
It’s not too late for you to reject the dark side. The Jedi can help you.
You’re finished, assassin! And soon, your master will join you in defeat.

First Disadvantage

Count Dooku is a traitor to the Force and the Republic!
Looks like Dooku taught you some new tricks.
I’ve battled a true Sith Lord. You don’t have his power.
I should’ve made sure you were finished back on Yavin IV!
Your treachery will not be enough to destroy the Republic!
This isn’t going to end well for you.

Second Disadvantage

I can feel your hatred.
You’ve been training.
You’re stronger than I remember.
Not this time, assassin.
I sense fear in you. You’re smarter than you look.
You’re good, but not good enough.

On Defeat

It will take more than two Sith to destroy the Jedi Order, Ventress.
We will meet again, assassin. And I will put an end to your treachery.
This isn’t over, Sith witch. The Jedi will destroy your evil.

Asajj

Intro

Skywalker. I’ve been looking forward to our next meeting.
Foolish young Padawan. I will show you true power: the power of the Sith.
You defeated me on Yavin, Skywalker. But today, you will fall beneath my blades.

Ambient

It would be wise to surrender now.
I’ve learned much since we last met, Skywalker.
Today you will die, Skywalker.
The dark side is strong within me.
You will taste the power of the dark side.
You fight like a youngling.

First Advantage

You should have finished me on Yavin.
You won’t escape me with just a scar this time, Skywalker.
With your death, I will take my place as a Sith Lord.
Lay down your weapon, and I will grant you a swift death.
The longer you fight, the more painful I will make your death.
Your arrogance will be your doom, Skywalker.

Second Advantage

Prepare to join with the Force, Jedi!
You are no match for the dark side.
You are surrounded and outnumbered, Jedi.
Do you foresee your death, Skywalker?
Shall I make your Padawan my slave?
How sweet this revenge.

On Victory

You are beaten, Skywalker.
Make your peace with the Force, Skywalker.
My master will be pleased.

First Disadvantage

I will not fall so easily, Skywalker.
Your skills have improved since we last met.
I will not fail my master.
You are stronger than I remember.
You cannot win! My droids will finish you.
Master Kenobi has trained you well.

Second Disadvantage

I sense the dark side in you, but you are too weak to embrace it.
The Force is strong within you.
My master has underestimated you.
Your clone troops are dying, Skywalker.
Your reinforcements will not arrive in time.
Finish me now, or regret it forever.

On Defeat

We will meet again, Skywalker.
This is not the end, Skywalker.
You may strike me down, but you have already lost, Jedi.

Summary

Numerous callbacks are made to their duel on Yavin IV in OCW, with both agreeing that Anakin legitimately got the upper hand on Asajj. There seems to be a soft retcon that, with that being seemingly the duel in the forefront of their minds, that was when Asajj delivered Anakin his scar over his eye, instead of on Coruscant. Asajj, however, maintains that she has learned much from Dooku since then, even in neutral or unfavorable scenarios. Asajj’s potential advantage is attributed to her improved talents since their last meeting

January 11th 2025, 4:03 am

Anakin

Intro

We meet again at last, Count Dooku. You’ll find that I’m more than a match for you this time.
Let’s dispense with the pleasantries, Count.
This will be the last time we meet, Dooku. Defend yourself!

Ambient

My powers grow stronger every time we meet, Dooku.
You and your Separatists are traitors to the Republic!
You can’t win this war, Dooku. Mindless machines cannot defeat the will of the Force.
The Jedi are guardians of justice and democracy: everything the Separatists seek to destroy.
The dark side is a refuge of the weak and fearful.
You will not lure me to the dark side, Count. I am a Jedi!

First Advantage

I respect your skills, Count. But I am not impressed!
I’m not the young Padawan you faced on Geonosis. I am a fully trained Jedi Knight.
The Separatists have enslaved their last star system, Dooku.
The Jedi will find the Separatist leaders and bring them to justice.
You’ve been pulling the strings in the shadows for so long you’ve forgotten how to fight.
I’ve been training for this moment since the last time we met, Dooku.

Second Advantage

I don’t need anyone’s help to defeat you!
I will put an end to your lies.
Is that fear I sense in you, Count?
Ready to surrender yet?
The tables have turned, Dooku.
Your powers are weak, Count.

On Victory

You are beaten, Dooku! The Senate will decide your fate.
Some very unhappy Jedi Council members want to talk to you, Count.
With you in our custody, the other Separatist leaders will soon surrender.

First Disadvantage

I’m prepared to sacrifice my life in defense of the Republic.
How could a member of the Jedi Council betray the Republic?
The more droids you make, Dooku, the more pieces we’ll cut them into.
I will submit without giving you the fight of your life!
The Sith will never rule the galaxy as long as one Jedi lives.
I still have a few surprises, Count!

Second Disadvantage

I will see this fight through to the end!
You can’t intimidate me, Dooku.
This fight’s just getting started!
I’m just getting warmed up, Count.
You’ve seen nothing of my true power, Dooku!
You may have the advantage…

On Defeat

The Chancellor will never surrender to the Separatists, Dooku.
I am a single Jedi in a brotherhood of thousands. You cannot hope to defeat us all!
You may have defeated me, but I will never bow before you, Dooku!

Dooku

Intro

You are brave to face me, boy. Brave, but foolish.
I would have thought you’d learned your lesson the last time we met. So be it.
Come, my young Jedi. Let us finish what we have begun!

Ambient

I sense your anger, Skywalker… there is hope for you yet!
Qui-Gon was a fool to bring you to the Jedi.
The Jedi are a blind Order in service of a corrupt Senate.
We shall settle this without Master Yoda’s interference.
How are you enjoying your new hand?
You are becoming known as “the Hero With No Fear.” I shall put that to the test.

First Advantage

Last time, I took your hand. Now, I will take your head!
You are hardly the swordsman you pretend to be, Skywalker.
You underestimate the power of the dark side.
I had more skilled sparring partners as a Padawan.
You are still every bit as reckless as the last time we met.
It’s tragic how poor the level of lightsaber training has become.

Second Advantage

Shall I take your other hand?
You are aggressive, undisciplined.
Shall I return you to slavery, boy?
You fight like a Padawan!
There is no escape this time, young Skywalker.
Is that fear I sense, after all?

On Victory

Your defeat was inevitable, Skywalker.
It appears the Jedi prophecy is in error, Skywalker.
The circle closes, young Skywalker. The Jedi are done for.

First Disadvantage

You have unusual powers, young Jedi, but not enough to save you this time.
Be on your guard, Skywalker. This fight is far from finished.
You overestimate your importance, Skywalker. The Chosen One prophecy is a myth.
You take too much pride in your abilities, young one.
Your training will not be enough to overcome my power, boy.
You are unwise to persist in this confrontation, young Jedi.

Second Disadvantage

Your skills are complete, young one.
You are outmatched, boy.
I have powers you cannot comprehend, Skywalker.
I should have finished you on Geonosis!
Surrender now or die, boy.
You cannot overcome the dark side, Skywalker.

On Defeat

My defeat will not alter the course of this war. The Jedi will be swept from the galaxy.
The Sith will rule the galaxy. Nothing can stop that now.
Indeed you are powerful, Skywalker, but the hour is late, and the Jedi are doomed.

Summary

The duel is emphasized as a rematch after the fight in AotC. In particular, Anakin’s progression as a fighter is made a big deal of. Anakin’s potential advantage is attributed to his improvement in technique and strength in the Force. Dooku’s potential advantage is attributed to his unusual skills and a decline in dueling standards since his time.

January 11th 2025, 4:07 am

Anakin

Intro

It’ll take more than a droid to intimidate me.
You look like a poor excuse for an assassin droid.
Get ready, Sparky. I’m gonna smash you into who knows what.

Ambient

Time for a little aggressive reprogramming.
You belong in the spice mines of Kessel.
I take apart droids like you in my sleep, Sparky.
You’d look better in about… fifteen pieces.
You’re just a protocol droid with a bad attitude.
You belong in my old junk shop in Mos Espa.

First Advantage

What’s the matter, Sparky? Having some trouble with your photoreceptors?
Too slow! I can take a look at your actuating couplers if you’d like.
I’ve built better droids than you out of junk and spare parts.
I’ve seen binary loadlifters with faster reflexes.
I used to work in a junk shop, and I know scrap when I see it.
I think your joints are freezing up!

Second Advantage

Another droid, another pile of scrap.
Droids and lightsabers don’t mix.
You need a tune-up, Sparky.
You’re leaking something.
Is that the best you can do?
I’m gonna melt you down for scrap.

On Victory

All too easy, you worthless pile of junk.
Back to the scrap heap, Sparky.
The Separatists are gonna have to come up with a better “secret weapon” than that.

First Disadvantage

I’d love to get a look at your servomotor relays.
I’ve never seen such skill in a droid before.
You put the “battle” back into “battle droid.”
No assembly line junker is going to defeat this Jedi!
Where’s my Padawan when I need her?
You’re pretty good, for a droid, but not good enough to beat a Jedi!

Second Disadvantage

Impressive!
No way am I losing to a droid.
This is embarrassing.
I could be in trouble.
You’re better than you look.
Why don’t you close down for a while?

On Defeat

The Jedi are going to have their hands full.
The Separatists can replicate Jedi fighting skills… This is a dark day for the Republic.
Even an army of saber droids is no match for the power of the Force.

Summary

Anakin, like the other Jedi, is confident in his ability to destroy the droid. That being said, Anakin is quick to admit that the EG-5 model is among the most formidable that he’s faced. Anakin’s potential advantage is attributed to his alliance with the Force and the droid failing to react to his moves. EG-5’s advantages are attributed to its physicality.

Description

Table of Contents

Why Should We Care About This Game?

Versus Application

TCW Proximity

EU Acknowledgement

Profile

Matches

Notable Lines

Summary

Profile

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Profile

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Profile

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Profile

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Profile

Matches

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Profile

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Profile

Matches

Notable Lines

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Profile

Matches

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Profile

Matches

Notable Lines

Summary

Ahsoka

Intro

Ambient

First Advantage

Second Advantage

On Victory

First Disadvantage

Second Disadvantage

On Defeat

Summary

Ahsoka

Intro

Ambient

First Advantage

Second Advantage

On Victory

First Disadvantage

Second Disadvantage

On Defeat

Anakin

Intro

Ambient

First Advantage

Second Advantage

On Victory

First Disadvantage

Second Disadvantage

On Defeat

Summary

Ahsoka

Intro

Ambient

First Advantage

Second Advantage